The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
To hell with this endless poem
The perfect man is gay.
2007-12-12 06:36:31 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
My dear, when you find a perfect woman then you can ask about a perfect man!
2007-12-12 06:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but you are wrong about the perfect man being gay...the above poem describes my husband to a T. My mother absolutely loves him and he adores her. My dad loves him too and so do my sons. He has made me cry but hardly ever and he has always apologized and not made the same mistakes twice. I try to treat him as well as he does me. Of course no person is perfect. But he is pretty damn close.
2007-12-12 19:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That all sounds so beautiful until the last line , that wouldn't work for me except as a friend. If anyone finds the "perfect man" notify me immediately! I have been single long enough. Unfortunately, I know I won't be hearing from anyone as there is no such thing.
2007-12-12 06:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by Eve 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you completely... the Gay man sees things from both sides of the fence, and given the choice of boring straight man, or being a Gay man who can talk about anything with anyone, no pretenses, etc....give me a Gay man any old day...the fact that I am gay has nothing to do with it. Goldwing
2007-12-12 17:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No I am not! just a bit past it that's all. There might be snow on the thatch but I cant even light the damn fire and I have tried using Viagra as an ignite it just goes Plish and its gone in a flash.
2007-12-12 21:26:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope doubt it seriously. No man or woman wants someone that perfect. Yuk imagine Mr. Perfect.
2007-12-12 08:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is on the page across from "The Perfect Woman."
2007-12-13 02:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by DR W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty close, I have all those qualities and a few more besides.
A year and a half ago I found a woman with similar qualities, it took me eight years to find her.
2007-12-12 17:29:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As my first husband used to say "The last perfect person got nailed to a cross."
2007-12-12 08:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
God knows I have found THAT to be true! LOL - and don't forget, add to that list, fine as wine!
Last heterosexual man like that I knew was my Dad...bless his soul.
SO now, most of my best male companions [obviously platonic] are gay!...can't find one who is of the other persuasion
2007-12-12 10:27:30 · answer #10 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋