Real excuses for the insurance company:
* A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
* The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
* I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
* As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
* The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.
* To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian
* An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
* The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over.
* I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
2007-12-12 06:14:12 · 3 answers · asked by **** 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
* Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
* The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
* The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
* In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
* I pulled in to the side of the road because there was smoke coming from under the hood. I realized there was a fire in the engine, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
* The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
* I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
2007-12-12 06:15:29 · update #1
* The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
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* I left for work this morning at 7am as usual when I collided straight into a bus. The bus was 5 miniutes early.
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* The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.
2007-12-12 06:15:44 · update #2
These are good. Wish I would have had them the other day when I got hit. No damage to me or my car but she has some on her car.
2007-12-12 06:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mom of three A.R.T. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best!
2007-12-12 14:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by za 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always find these things humorous.
2007-12-12 14:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by amodio 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋