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I made plans to host a BBQ this weekend, and a friend of mine told me to be sure I picked up some condom mints. I don't know what sort of BBQ he thinks I'm hosting, but he can be sure it's nothing like that!

But that's the first I've heard of such a thing...seriously, what's the point? You can't get preggers that way...

2007-12-12 05:38:43 · 9 answers · asked by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

9 answers

condom mints- slang term for Cinnamon Altoids-
trust me on this one friend

2007-12-12 08:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 5 0

Sea Men are very powerful creatures....do not underestimate their abilities....the last lady that oraly pleasured me had diarrhea for weeks and very nearly got pregnant...she did take the morning after pill though

also..condom mints are not just for protection but for pleasure enhancements...i also like to involve some charms blow pops and pop rocks...you should always have a bag on your night stand or in your pocket...you never know when the lady wants it

2007-12-12 16:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I believe you're confused
Oh great limbless wonder
You've made a mistake
You've made a true blunder!

The mint is not made
to protect from mouth sex
But to freshen your breath
If its smelling like latex

2007-12-12 16:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

I suspect it was meant as a 'joke' and prophylaxis is NOT just to prevent pregnancy.
Merriam - Websters defines it this way.::

"measures designed to preserve health (as of an individual or of society) and prevent the spread of disease"

Perhaps it was meant to not offend others~~
in other words~~a prevention for 'bad breath'.
And hence ~~breath mints.

2007-12-12 13:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by sasha1641 5 · 3 1

oh my god are you serious? i totally thought you could get preggers sucking schlong. man, where can i get some of these condom mints? now i don't have to spit anymore! yay!

2007-12-12 14:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

oh man -- I can't keep up with the prophylactics anymore -- thank goodness I am old....

2007-12-12 23:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 0 0

sasha's answer is much cooler, but anyway...

you can't get pregnant from oral, but there's tiny cuts in everyone's mouth and it certainly is possible to spread stds that way.

2007-12-12 14:37:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

is you sure you cain't??? why da f--k am i paying so much children support then?? i knews them kids cain't be mine

2007-12-12 13:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

weirdo

2007-12-12 13:46:05 · answer #9 · answered by Gal in MN 4 · 1 0

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