What if on Christmas Eve, you happened to look onto your lawn and in your notivity scene, there was a family of monkeys shivering and huddled around the manger where there was a baby monkey was with the hay underneath it. They were all cold and they were really trying to keep the baby monkey warm.
What if you invited them in and someone went out and bought presents and more food for them and the monkeys seemed to be having a great time but in the morning when you woke up, the gifts were all torn up and there was food all over that was to be for Christmas brunch and dinner and the monkeys were back outside in the notivity scene with their gifts?
How would you deal with this situation?
2007-12-12 05:35:07 · 25 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Interesting and different question. I would have confined the family of monkeys to just one room so they wouldn't trash the house and I'd start out slowly to see what their behaviour was like. I think you are making a Jesus parable but I'm not sure. I'd clean up the mess and ask the monkeys back in but explain that they can't eat everything because the rest of us need food too. I'm a big explainer.
2007-12-12 05:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by Jane S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-12 06:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aside from the fact that it wouldn't happen, I'd put them in the dog run and bring the dog in the house. The dog run will have heaters. I'd take the baby inside and feed it and call animal control to pick them up. I have enough problems with cats tearing through my house, I don't need monkeys too!
2007-12-12 05:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by The Cat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First the question made me sad to think of the lil monkey cold & shivery....but then I laughed, like the flower child, until I cried.....
It reminded me of the story of the chicken who rode on the foxes back to get across the deep river. And midway through the river the fox threw up his head, flipping the chicken in an arc into his mouth. The chicken on the way up squawked ..."why" to which the fox replied ... "its just my nature ...oh and KFC is closed already"
I was LMBBAS
2007-12-13 15:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My family contributors and that i activate Christmas music, bake cookies on a similar time as we beautify the tree, study the Christmas tale interior the Bible, then bypass using around finding on the Christmas lighting fixtures. Busy evening, yet magnificent for the family contributors.
2016-10-02 08:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question is freggin confusing. A monkey on x-mas eve are shivvering outside and u invite them over... and someone in ur family buys em food and they stay longer but over night the presents were all ripped apart? was this the monkies doing? I don't understand your question at all. Obviously monkies would do something like that. YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT MONKIES ARE. THERE NOT HUMANS THEY ARE ANIMALS. ITS YOUR RESPONSIBLITY AND UR DECISION TO LET THEM IN OR NOT. no1 to blame BUT URSELF FOR LETTING EM IN. personally, I'd let em in. My dad would freak out but hey i stick to what i think is right. I'd prolly convince my dad if something happens its my fault and i would prolly get in trouble by my dad after the presents were ripped apart by the monkies. But id feel great for helping those poor critters out = )
2007-12-12 05:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would celebrate with the monkeys and go caroling. While we sing, the monkeys would deliver fecal matter to every home by throwing it at the owners. It's the thought that counts, right?
2007-12-14 16:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by King of Biscuits 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my house already. I'd get out the handy-vac and start cleaning up the crap and preparing for next Christmas- where I would remember to have the monkey's go to someone else's house.
2007-12-12 05:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by Mars1111 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cook the monkeys
2007-12-12 05:37:43 · answer #9 · answered by Rich S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't invite the monkeys over next year...
2007-12-12 05:38:02 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋