It is a rainy gloomy day, and my is to match.... can you make me laugh? Anything at all.... best answer to the person who cracks me up the most!
2007-12-12 04:50:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My six year old was doing her homework the other night. The answer to be written was Grass. She said to me, batting those big blue eyes, "Mommy, may I write words that have bad words in them?"
2007-12-12 05:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well i dont have a joke or nothing lol, just something silly i did in my cookery lesson
i asked my teacher whether i should ment chocolate at home then bring it into skul the next day to use haha
honestly,i should of thought before i asked that question. Unless i wanted to use a block of chocolate instead! haha
xx
2007-12-12 13:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man sits down at a restaurant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea".
2007-12-12 12:57:52 · answer #3 · answered by Lilia 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop.
The redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. Red sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looks quizzically at her and asks, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”
Replies the redhead, “I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers. I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
The blonde, after thinking for a while, replies, “Don’t you have a vase?”
2007-12-12 13:07:44 · answer #4 · answered by Jamerican Steve 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
2007-12-12 12:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
so a guy walked into a bar..
his friend said next time duck!
2007-12-12 12:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Question: Why do men die before women?
Answer: Because they want to!...umm you'll figure it out when you get married..
LOL
2007-12-13 10:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by The Goddess 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
okay.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFRSruZyWGc
2007-12-12 12:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll try
http://youtube.com/watch?v=23Te7QAsH6w
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vKn346lOcR0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LEZfMBZEEDc
2007-12-12 13:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋