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To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.



Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.






Employer's response:.....
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.

2007-12-12 04:45:35 · 40 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

40 answers

Thats my cousin hire him Hell of a working

2007-12-12 08:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Tracer 5 · 0 0

No and I didn't recommend the boss hire the fellow that sent a hand written resume'. Honest, it was in pencil, half printed and half script written on two pages of legal paper.

Every time I think of this all I can do is shake my head. I just can't express in words anything I am feeling right now.

My guy did make some erasures to correct many of his spelling errors but not quite all of them. He misspelled my name on the address portion of the envelope. Trust me there are better ways to make an impression or perhaps I should say there are ways to make a better impression.

2007-12-12 13:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0 0

Well, they might end up having to pay the woman a fortune in maternity leave, and then there's being sued for sexual harrassment, complaints about glass ceilings etc. and if they come back t work after having children they are always liable to take days off if the child is sick etc. Women as employees can be something of a liability.

2016-04-08 22:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

With his positive attitude, he could qualify as a Wal Mart or
K Mart store greeter. No typing required, and good person-
ality is what they want, besides the desire to help others.
Yes, I can see why this person would be hireable LOL. But
would he be willing to work for minimum wage?

2007-12-12 07:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by Lynn 7 · 0 0

No offense but I hope you don't speak as bad as you spell. But you are correct, I would hire someone if they had a straight forward positive attitude and a good sense of humor along with a good work ethic. Also you would have to be willing to learn.

2007-12-12 04:51:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I've heard this one before, still a classic.
Star 4 U...

A link so all those can see the picture...
http://aussiecynic.com/?p=576

2007-12-12 10:14:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♥PirplePashn♥ 6 · 0 0

hmm maybe he has other qualities that the work place needs obviously he sent a picture so there must be something there oh maybe he can be a field reporter lol
oh yeah he could be a field reporter found his picture on the web here is the link
http://www.cruisemates.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=585030&highlight=

2007-12-12 04:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by youhoo it's me 4 · 3 1

This sounds alot like some of the applicant's I've interviewed lately. We are still short handed here.

2007-12-12 04:49:43 · answer #8 · answered by I know, I know!!!! 6 · 3 1

I can actually (not to make SageSeeker feel bad) see this happening in Washington, DC!!!
Probably where all the political aides come from anyway.

2007-12-12 06:43:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Beefy is much more dedicated than some of the Executives I know!

2007-12-12 04:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by Estrella E 4 · 2 1

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