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2007-12-12 03:42:27 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

61 answers

Picture 'dis -

TD sittin' at McD's munching on a cheeseburger and opening the paper to the lotto results and there's the winning numbers, exactly the ones he always picks, except this time he bought a cardiovascular-seizure-on-a-bun instead. Heimlich manuever! We need a Heimlich maneuver at Table 6. Is there a doctor in the house? Heeeelpppp!!!

2007-12-12 04:22:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well the cheeseburger will satisfy you for a few hours and give you a bit of protein. However the saturated fat from the cheese and the meat will stay with you for even longer. But you won't still be hungry.

The lottery ticket will be exciting when you get it and are anticipating if you won or not and adrenaline is always good. Then of course their is the potential that you win and the benefit of those lasting effects is better then saturated fats lasting effects. But with the burger you get a guarantee of saturated fats and with the lottery ticket you only get a chance of winnings.

So I say buy the lottery ticket. If you win big you will be able to afford the health insurance needed to repair the damage from the cheeseburger.....

2007-12-12 03:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by Joy 6 · 0 0

Cheeseburger

2007-12-12 03:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

Cheeseburger

2007-12-12 03:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Jai 7 · 2 0

The lottery ticket usually has terrible odds of bringing any return on your investment. The odds of winning stay the same, but the payout usually changes sometimes even exceeding the odds, meaning if you played every possibility, you would have beat the system and walked away with money.

The cheeseburger will always nourish and energize your body with vitamins and calories including fat that your body will store if not used immediately.

Knowing those returns on investments, you need to weigh your physical need for energy and nourishment. If you need it, that is the greater need above wealth and therefore you should get the cheeseburger. If you have previously stored fat and will eat later to refill your tank then the lottery ticket is now a viable option and it is up to you which luxury will bring you greater enjoyment.

2007-12-12 03:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by Frank 5 · 0 0

Cheeseburger.

2007-12-12 03:44:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Well, at least the cheeseburger is guaranteed it can be only 99 cents and you will probably like it. The lottery ticket will probably leave you with nothing but a piece of paper. You get your burger wrapped in paper too lol

2007-12-12 03:46:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Buy the cheeseburger today. Tomorrow, for your birthday, buy the lucky lottery ticket. =)

2007-12-12 05:29:20 · answer #8 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 0 0

Well, you could at least get some nutrition from a cheeseburger, so you wouldn't just be throwing it away like with the lottery.

2007-12-12 03:45:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Get the cheeseburger on the way to getting the lottery ticket.

Elysabeth Faslund...poemhunter

2007-12-12 04:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by Elysabeth 7 · 1 0

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