Get married....
2007-12-12 17:38:50
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Tell you GF what you REALLY think of her parents....go to the top the very top of the high building and look down....go on the big wheel/big dipper at the fair....do on-line banking...go on your fav shopping site armed with your credit-card.(incidentally, I once did that, and two days later I had a book on fishing for trout, a garden gnome and a pair of slippers with Spiderman come! I Hate fishing and fish, I hate garden gnomes and the slippers, I take a mens size 12 - the slippers were a size 7!!! )
2007-12-12 02:36:43
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answer #2
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answered by merciasounds 5
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Circumcise someone,
drive,
have sex,
brain surgery,
fly a plane,
sky dive,
jump on a trampoline,
swim,
ski,
spelunker,
motorcycle race,
Roller Skate
And keep these in mind:
1. Animals are not your friends, do not try and pick them up or flirt with them.
2. Drunkenese is NOT a sexy language. It will never be.
3. When someone offers you to sign something. It's always not a good idea to sign it when you're wasted.
4. Heat and alcohol do not mix. Don't even try to cook when you're wasted.
5. No matter how cool it looks, don't try to juggle knives. In fact don't even go near them.
6. No matter how cool an idea it may sound, sending a naked picture of yourself to your long time friend is always a bad idea.
7. As much of your friend says one more jug to chug. Just say no. Seriously…just say no.
8. Never mix science and alcohol. It'll make the headache worse.
9. Never mix philosophy and alcohol. It'll make your headache worse AND make you depressed at the same time.
10. Tattoos are never a good idea. Especially when the person you love in the tattoo turns out to be a person of the same sex (unless that's your kind of thing).
11. Never call your friend who you happen to have a crush on. You're just making a fool of yourself.
12. Never be wasted without a condom. You don't want to wake up 20 years later to find out you had kids you never knew about.
13. Never hang out in large groups and get wasted when you're a geek. You're going to be screwed over half a dozen times during the night and they probably would have pictures to prove it.
14. No matter what they say. When you run out of things to drink, turpentine is NOT an alcohol you can continue with.
15. Seriously. Stay of the road even after a drink or two. People can die and it's not funny.
2007-12-12 02:33:27
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answer #3
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answered by Titzen_Ash_23 4
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Never ever agree to anything when u are drunk...dnt sign any agreements or make promises to anyone,people can take advantage of the fact that u were drunk and change what u actually said.try to keep silent.
2007-12-12 02:33:27
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answer #4
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answered by HappyMom 2
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Drive for sure !
Also never go on Ebay when you're drunk - you'll find strange stuff starts turning up after a couple of days !
2007-12-12 17:15:42
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answer #5
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answered by Debi 7
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Drive
2007-12-12 02:29:34
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answer #6
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answered by hey hey hey 2
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Talking Privacy / Secrecy
2007-12-12 18:44:51
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answer #7
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answered by Bluebird 6
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Ask a cop for directions to the nearest bar. Then argue that riding a bicycle isn't the same as driving....
2007-12-12 02:30:24
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Don't go starting fights. because chances are unless you're one kick *** fighter you're going to end up on the floor all busted up , and unconscious,and might even end up in the hospital. And of course don't drink and drive.
2007-12-12 02:44:43
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answer #9
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answered by spyder45 2
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Pull over on the side of the highway to pee and end up running through the woods with no pants on.
2007-12-12 02:39:18
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answer #10
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answered by hetha 3
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Go On Myspace
2007-12-12 02:35:24
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answer #11
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answered by Anonymous
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