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Some women use those like a weapon. I need to get my Christmas shopping done, for God's sake and don't want anyone in my way.

2007-12-12 02:04:02 · 14 answers · asked by Kiss my Shaz 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

You bet.

You should also strap on a fake pregnant stomach so you can snag one of those excellent Expectant Mother parking spaces.

2007-12-12 04:41:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Careful, Shaz. It won't deter some nuts. The closest I ever came to striking a woman was also the last time I let myself be dragged shopping on Black Friday. My job was to keep up with little Sweetie, who was 3 months old and asleep in the stroller. Despite my best efforts to stay out of people's way, some crazy broad came plowing through some clothes rack and broadsided us, tipping over the stroller and sending little Sweetie sliding across the floor.

I said and thought dark, dark things that day.

2007-12-12 02:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Just make sure it looks realistic in case someone wants to say what a cute kid it is. Also make a recording of a baby crying and put it in the stroller that'll make people move!!

2007-12-12 02:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by Kathleen M 4 · 2 0

LOL You know, that sounds so deviously genius. Hehehe... But I'd be careful with that... What if your "baby" pops out of its stroller after you plowed through people? *le gasp* Or you forget you had the doll in there and so you piled presents on it. *dun dun dun* ^^ Let me know how that works!

2007-12-12 02:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by ☆BB☆ 7 · 2 0

Eating a can of Hormel chili and onion rings from Burger King work for me.....pretty much works like jet propulsion. Add that to not wearing a bra, and I'm home free! lol

2016-04-08 22:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Well, I saw a woman with a carriage the other day, on the bus. I went to take a peek at the baby...but it was a dog inside. Seriously..she had her dog in a baby carriage, wrapped up in a blanket.

Still shaking my head over that one.

2007-12-12 02:08:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

get two dolls and a double wide stroller and hold your cell phone to your ear so you can act like no one in the world matters but you

Seems to be the "in" thing to do

2007-12-12 04:43:56 · answer #7 · answered by FooFoo says dis ees boolsheet! 5 · 3 0

why use a doll, there are 5 kids here you can rent if the price is right lol.

2007-12-12 02:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by dadforfive 6 · 3 0

make sure you use the baby alive one- not onlt does it cry, but it poos itself too....just put a banana peel in your bag and the stench will clear out the way and the crying will too!

2007-12-12 02:08:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, a doll... or a Rottweiler.

2007-12-12 02:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 2 0

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