►► Can you write an amusing little tale that includes 6 of these lines?

Question

1. Excepting some women, of course, just ain't nothing prettier than __________.
2. I'm fairly certain that a rather large furry beast is hiding in your closet. Oh well........ Sleep well, matey.
3. INCOMING!!
4. The Prime Minister addressed the heckler with these words: "_______________."
5. The face of the monster looked just like _______.
6. Has anyone seen my crucifix?
7. Sunshine loves _______ more than food....Even more than Asti Spumante !
8. I fail to see the humour in all of this.
9. You gotta be desperate runnin' a bluff like that.
10. I don't think you understand the rules.

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Answer 1

The Prime Minister quit his job and joined the Professional Poker Tour. Figuring out what people meant based on their body language was an intergral part of being the PM, so he figured he would do well on the PPT since that was an important skill in the game of Poker. Unfortunately, he lacked many other skills needed and had a poor understanding of the game. People tried to dissuade him, but he persisted and joined the tour. As you know, (7). Sunshine loves Texas Hold 'Em" more than food....Even more than Asti Spumante, but even she was shocked by the PM's decision.

In his first tournament, the PM made many a faux pas. At one point, as the flop was spread across the table, he jumped up and yelled "Gin." The table erupted in laughter and the dealer said (10) I don't think you understand the rules, sir, this is poker not Gin Rummy." He also had a silly habit of yelling (3) Incoming!!! as the cards were dealt which annoyed all the other players.

Another time he went "All In" after being dealt seven-deuce, unsuited, the worst starting hand possible. When he turned his cards over after being called, everyone laughed as the winner took his chips. (8) "I fail to see the humour in all of this," he said as he left the table in a huff. When interviewing the PM later, the commentator remarked. (9). "You gotta be desperate runnin' a bluff like that." That only confused the PM as he was not running a bluff at the time. He really thought he had a good hand.

He was heckled mercilessly and did not have the sense to just ignore them. One time when being heckled loudly by an obnoxious gentleman, (4) The Prime Minister addressed the heckler with these words: "You sound just like the queen mother prattling on about nothing all day long." Of course that made all the papers and was a big topic in the tabloids for weeks.

He finally quit the day he went "All In" and, when called, flipped his cards over saying triumphantly (1) "Excepting some women, of course, just ain't nothing prettier than a royal flush!!" Unfortunately, the Queen of Hearts was really the Queen of Diamonds, and he only had a straight which was beaten by his opponents full house.

He was just a shell of his former self after that. He now spends his days trying to find opponents to play the children's game War. Unfortunately, nobody liked playing with him he kept trys to negotiate a peace deal following every hand rather than continuing the war.

Answer 2

once you're in like that's the main excellent 2 and a 0.5 days of your existence!! I ran faraway from domicile with an entire stranger while i became sixteen. i presumed I had got here across actual love. We drove in his previous beat up Mercedes vehicle for days till I observed an illustration that suggested, 'Welcome to Ontario, Canada!" "What the hell am I doing in Canada?howdy! they have moose up right here. Are moose carnivorous?" I asked in fright. He basically smiled at me and that became while i spotted his frightening hollow enamel that looked like a dilapidated fence in his mouth. He had what looked like dried vomit on his shoes and to place it mildly, he stank. In this kind of difficulty, you have not have been given any time to think of. intuition takes over. basic sense knew there became no way i could have run off from domicile with this kind of vile creature. the guy has me below a spell, unquestionably! I slapped myself not elementary to interrupt the spell and awaken from this nightmare. He looked at me with some marvel and marvel. Then nodded his head sagely. "i be responsive to that is chilly and wet. ok....You.Me. warm tub.....Yummy~~~~!" basically the thought-approximately that image he created made my pores and skin pass slowly. I slapped him into next week. he would be decrease back on Tuesday, if he ever makes it decrease back. I could have listened to my grandmother. "by no skill have faith the human species!" she continuously admonished. My grandmother became a juggler: she used to rigidity approximately six issues at as quickly as. the climate and Y!A have been her well known concerns.

Answer 3

huh

Answer 4

I could but I won't.