heres a few examples
on a fruit and nut wraper "may contain nuts"
my 2 year olds birthday badge "not suitable for children under 3"
bag of chocolate flakes "for an alternative use, gently toss over your breakfast cereal"
2007-12-11 21:19:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lmao. i've seen a few but can't remember now. Yours is pretty funny though. x x
2007-12-11 22:26:19 · answer #1 · answered by †100% Angel† 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Can i get pregnant through anal sex. I almost fell out of my chair over this one. I know this is a question not a statement. But still none the less the most stupid i ever heard. I saw this one on the back of a jar of mayonnaise " For best results remove lid"
2007-12-11 21:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Irony isn't stupid, it's funny. Not a statement, just reality.
-"Free will." LoL it was "given" to us. All that's given isn't our own. Proof? "Life is given, thus can be taken at will."
-"Free will". Only given to accept the blame for everything that's wrong.
-"Do not judge, that you may not be judged. For with what judgment you judge, you shall be judged." Yet, our judgment is what keeps us alive.
- "Life is a perfect circle." Yet, man still wonders why his wealth means nothing. Man still waits for enlightenment. Man still believes there is end to man's insanity. Man has hope to reach salvation. Yet forward or backwards man goes nowhere; man does nothing; man is imprisoned; man is insane. Thus, no ever looks behind them; thus, never seeing the reflection of the nothing they are. "That is pure irony, I'm the only one laughing." -morningstar
2007-12-11 22:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by Adversity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On the bottom of a TV dinner "This side down"
course if you are reading it... it's a little too late my friend.
2007-12-11 21:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Battery Packet;
Dispose of batteries properly; do not bury or bum them.
Must be made in China
2007-12-11 21:25:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
some one asked
can you get pregnant sitting on the toliet ROFL
2007-12-11 21:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I brought some earrings and on the box it said 'suitable to pierced ears only' well derr!!! i was going to ram them through my ear lobe anyway????
2007-12-11 21:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."--Brooke Shields
I heard this on the radio earlier today!!
2007-12-11 21:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by Foxy Roxy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A drunken street bum saying: 'show some respect, man'.
2007-12-11 21:24:32 · answer #9 · answered by Thomas E 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
''I am a great spinner', ha ha. What a stupid statement
2007-12-11 21:22:12 · answer #10 · answered by Viva La Raza! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋