Super Granny
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car you scumbags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
(True story!)
2007-12-11 21:13:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Fabulous Susie! Thanks and I wish I oculd give you 10 stars for that one!
2007-12-11 21:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Made my morning. I love getting a laugh with the first two cups of coffee. Some days it takes till lunch or later.
2007-12-11 23:37:47 · answer #2 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very stable. jogs my memory of the two farm arms who fancy the farmer's daughter. each and every morning she wanders at the back of the stone wall with the help of the woods sporting a carrot. "Why does she try this?" Asks between the arms. "nicely." Says the different. "Her chum instructed me that through fact she enjoys intercourse yet has no boyfriend she sticks the carrot in a hollow contained in the wall and is going down on it backwards till she's chuffed." "Wow," Says the different. "i think of i will save on along with her on the different facet of the wall and while she places the carrot contained in the hollow i will pull it by using and stick my d!ck in that is place." He sneaks off and follows the female till she stops and since the carrot is placed contained in the hollow pulls it by using and sticks his dick in the process the hollow. a jiffy later the 2nd farm hand is bowled over to verify him walking decrease back, bent double and clutching his genitals the place blood could be considered streaming by using. "Hellfire, what got here approximately to you?" Asks the 2nd hand aghast on the sight. "You swine." Gasps the different. "it is your fault. You did not tell me she sharpened the carrot first!"
2016-10-01 10:18:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It`s the little old lady from Pasadena. Go Granny Go
2007-12-12 00:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one. That is easy to confuse cars if there is another same make and colour.
2007-12-11 21:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles Suzie!!! First chuckle of the morning!!
2007-12-12 03:54:53 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! that old lady is inspiration to us all.. im just suprised that in this society the poor old dear didnt get beaten to death and robbed
2007-12-11 21:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Another star.
2007-12-12 02:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
brilliant thinking of moving to U.S.A. but I'll stay a pedestrian.
2007-12-12 04:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by John C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'M SORRY BUT THIS JUST SHOW'S YOU THE DANGER OF LETTING PEOPLE WALK AROUND CARRYING GUNS.
WHAT IF THE GUN HAD GONE OFF, WOULD WE ALL STILL THINK IT'S A FUNNY STORY??
2007-12-11 21:24:47 · answer #10 · answered by Pokerfrog 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
brilliant. It could only happen in America
2007-12-11 21:19:31 · answer #11 · answered by jude 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋