Today is my '' Name day '' and a give free points to all of you ,,,,,,,,,,,What is my present ??? a Star??
2007-12-11 19:00:43 · 20 answers · asked by Master 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thanks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
2007-12-11 19:17:33 · update #1
Happy name day Spyro
2007-12-12 05:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by Taraxias 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Omg please read this one 2 Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!" ........................................... this Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me." The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but you don 't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.' The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. " The husband says, " no no no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes blank. " No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says " You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!" and that's it oh wait read this What Time is it? have pass a monkeys ***
2016-05-23 04:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Christmas!
2007-12-11 20:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by tkf57 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sunshine Popsicle Buttercup ♥
2007-12-11 19:05:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lel
2015-06-11 18:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by fat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok then ^_^ have a nice day!!! And here is a star *click star*
2007-12-11 22:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by Cheese! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Youve got your star honey. congratulations and I hope you have a wonderful day.
2007-12-11 19:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by alex s 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ravishing.
2007-12-11 19:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
But my infinite wisdom is worth ten points alone...
2007-12-11 19:10:02 · answer #9 · answered by Vito C. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg you're from greece aren't ya??(I'm aek by the way)I guess you're name is spuros then...Happy name day....!!!And you got your star!!!
2007-12-11 20:06:05 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋