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The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. "Her Majesty" and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him.

Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This Joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and REJOICE."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and ALL the people will rejoice forever? Show me!!"

Sooo----the Pope slapped her.

2007-12-11 18:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 1

Wouldn't vote for her either way. She keeps leaning oh I'm a strong woman and then she wines that shes a woman and should be treated differently she makes all of us look bad.
Girls don't vote for her just because shes a woman.

2007-12-12 02:32:34 · answer #2 · answered by Christine S 2 · 5 0

Hillary was already president once. LOL Personally, I think she is what we need. But thats my opinion.

Edit: Sexual Orientation should NOT be a reason to vote or not to vote for someone. Thats whats wrong with this country today.

2007-12-12 02:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by PitbullMamma 2 · 2 4

when pigs fly out of my intimate anatomy and not before then. although her orientation may surely be in doubt, she is a horrible example of a candidate to lead this country.

2007-12-12 05:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 1 0

Is this a trick question? If I say yes or no, I feel I am doomed to be attacked. =[

I'm not even of age to vote, however if I were I would not vote at all. Yeah, people don't like people who don't vote, but what kind of candidates are those? Seriously? It's all just media and politics.

2007-12-12 02:26:34 · answer #5 · answered by Amo 4 · 3 3

The American people probably would not elect her as there is still prejudice against gay people in this country.

2007-12-12 02:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by Zardoz 7 · 2 1

She isn't? (Remember Janet Reno?) WE wouldn't elect her if she was a gold plated St. Benard. YOU might, but then WE will move, as the USA will be history as we know it today.

2007-12-12 02:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by Martha P 2 · 5 1

Hillary IS a lesbian and no I wont vote for her and neither should you. She is more racist than the most racist of the racist.

2007-12-12 02:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by Jade 5 · 5 2

Probably not. Since she is not it is irrelevant.

Some of the respondents seem quick to throw stones.
Hmmmm.

2007-12-12 02:32:27 · answer #9 · answered by Think 1st 7 · 1 1

I wouldn't elect her regardless of whom she's banging. Her sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

2007-12-12 02:26:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8 0

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