2007-12-11 15:47:52 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I asked an "adult" question about candy canes. (Consequently, it also got me suspended.)
2007-12-11 15:54:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, well, lessee, there was that business with the chihuahua - nope, hold on, that was quite a while back.
I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin', gimme a sec, the LAST one ... nope, wasn't when I gave the bag of candy to the 4-year-old in a Playboy bunny outfit (she did a GOOD job with those rolled-up socks, hardly realized those were fake!) ... and hold yer indig-nations, there, folk, the cop nearby thought she was a midget hooker, too!
Coulda been that day I was stuck on the bridge with a flat, couldn't fix it until the safety patrol came by, and just NEEDED to take a leak, it wasn't on purpose I did it into the smokestack of the cruise ship passin' under ...
Oh, I think I remember now. Yeah, ole buddy Daniel made a double-dog-dare-you bet I wouldn't take a bath in the middle of the main intersection in town. Heck yeah, he pays the bill and tips for a night out at the strip club, you BET I'd do that. It was at 4 a.m. when I did it, of course, not so much traffic and I did wrap yellow reflective tape around the beer barrel tub we used. Water was DANG cold. Cops just chased us away, but some old lady drunk, staggering behind her walker on the sidewalk, kept screaming "PERVERT! PERVERT!" at me.
Stupid broad. She just wanted some and couldn't have any. I had a pair of Speedos on.
Oh ... hey ... was it the Speedos?
2007-12-12 03:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by Der Lange 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your a guy, you are a pervert by default! Now to answer this question I would say running around the house outside with nothing on :P
2007-12-12 05:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was younger I ate all of the cookies put out for my sister & I. She told me that only a pervert would do such a thing.
2007-12-11 19:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by ethology 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Told a stranger how gorgeous I thought her body was (I got a slap for that 1 to).
2007-12-11 15:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by garrett 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i stood up for some one who was being called one
what my friend does in the privacy of her own
home is no ones business but her and her partners..
2007-12-11 15:56:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friends boyfriends made a dirty comment or j/k and i agreed with them and my friends called me a pervert..lol
2007-12-11 15:51:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I looked at my female friend. It appears that I am not allowed to look at my friends anymore.
He excuse was I was staring at her while she stripped off her coat.
2007-12-11 15:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by Triddy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jus answerin on here pretty much gets me labeled on hahah
2007-12-11 15:52:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
my girl calls me that all the time like its my name
2007-12-12 02:49:49 · answer #10 · answered by 2bit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I looked at your picture, and called myself one. 8^P
2007-12-11 16:48:57 · answer #11 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋