I was thinking about a new portable garden with grass, dirt & flowers. It hints at wanting a female pet rock that's a hooker. I don't know about that, they might wind up with little pebbles in 9 months (or is it longer or shorter time for birth?) Any ideas?
2007-12-11 15:10:24 · 10 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
You guys are all pretty clever and funny if ever I needed a laugh you just made my day I laugh at the question and laughed even harder at the answers and nearly fell off my rocker!!! I love it.
2007-12-11 16:36:20 · answer #1 · answered by slw 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because rocks don't get around much, I would get him an all expenses paid trip around your home. He could see and swim in the waterfall of Bathroom, view the awe inspiring power of the whirlpools of Toilet. Eat out at the trendy Kitchen restaurant. Be seen with the incrowd and get to see something on the bigger screen in the Lounge.
The possibilities are endless, it will rock his world (tongue in cheek)
2007-12-11 23:20:40 · answer #2 · answered by Mavrik 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol...you cant deprive the poor rock.. give him what he needs.. just dont get any hooker thats just asking for trouble .. u mite not even be able to afford the garden for him after that lol.. also u can paint him pretty colours.. im sure he feels to plain..
2007-12-11 23:14:37 · answer #3 · answered by ღ olufunmi ღ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
...I am pretty sure 9 months is to short ,maybe more like years,..but is a Christmas gift appropriate ? U do not what to offend (assumed to be...) him . I suggest some good clean water...but test the TDS 1st :-)
2007-12-14 09:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by worm 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should get him some varnish. The ladies always like a shiny coat.
2007-12-11 23:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by Critter Queen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try getting them ,(it?) one of those tabletop fountains. Think about it, falling water, tranquility , sounds of water pooling, overflowing, like raindrops, a babbling brook, rocks!
2007-12-11 23:19:58 · answer #6 · answered by QuiteNewHere 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Get him a hooker for sure just be sure to get him a mini condom too, or you can get him a couple of porn movies.
2007-12-13 19:32:07 · answer #7 · answered by queen_frangapani 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
you should get him a blow-up rock. lol
2007-12-11 23:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by Poppy 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A hammer.... on top of him..
2007-12-11 23:18:39 · answer #9 · answered by JAE FROST 4 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Your all @#%$^&* insane
2007-12-11 23:29:38 · answer #10 · answered by Merikk 1 · 0⤊ 8⤋