What's a good way to die? I'm tired of dying a piece at a time - I need a good way to go out.?

Question

My body is like a Hyundai - I hit a certain age and I just fall apart. I'm tired of this. Every year it's something else wrong with me that doesn't work anymore.

What's a good way to die? My personal preference is to save children from a burning building and be overcome with smoke on my fifth trip back inside.

How do YOU want to go out?

I can't wait around for orphanages to catch fire - I've got to go LOOKING for trouble.

C'mon people - that's IT? You can't come up with anything better than this? I'm looking to DIE, how should I go about doing it in an honorable way that won't land me in Hell for killing myself?

...I don't really WANT to die, but I don't want to live like THIS.

Just fantasizing. But seriously, can't you think of ANYTHING else? Like walking into gangland and stopping beatings or robberies?

Answer 1

Women and children are evacuating from a city and I hold the opposing soldiers who want to rape,kill,and loot.I hold the enemy back until I finally fall in defeat from dozens of bullets holes and all the women and children make it out ok and I get no credit at all

Answer 2

When I was younger, I thought it would be great to die from too much sex. Not from VD or an encounter gone wrong, but literally from partaking too much. I figured that I would be memorialized as a case study in the New England Journal of Medicine to be studied for all time by pre-med students, forever associated with first known example of SSISD (aka Sudden Sexual Intercourse Spontaneous Demise). As much as I tried, I just couldn't find a someone or someones willing or patient enough to help me commit my dishonorable seppuku. I'm a bit less selfish now, and tire more easily, so I probably should resign myself to die while doing something altruistic, like saving gorillas from poachers or delivering food and medical supplies to helpless refugees in a war zone.

Answer 3

Me? Well, fully employing my freedom of speech here...
I want to walk into a police station with a bomb strapped to me chest, and get rid of some of the worthless bastards that spend their time eating donuts and ruining regular people's lives.
Go ahead and give me thumbs down, cuz I know alot of you will, and try to say stuff about how messed up it is, but I don't care. I know police are corrupt and pathetically so. = ]