2007-12-11 13:46:25 · 39 answers · asked by puurplemooose 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"God created man and gave him a penis. Unfortunately he didn't supply enough blood so that the brain and the penis can work simultaneously."
2007-12-11 19:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i have watched this forum with open eyes and i see much in so many and it is disturbing in some sence and also enlightening in others and there is a funny side to all of it but the most important factor i think everyone tends to forget is this is a simple world in all of its complexity it is still very much simple and full of love and care of heart felt touches for another, it is someone who casts shadows only to show it is a reflection of them selves and so is the innocent eyes of a child or the laugh of a cheerful clown it all goes to one face of a race this race is not one of humanitiy it is one of unity of all beings great and small, and the most wise words i can think is to love one another and just be happy.
2007-12-12 06:31:29 · answer #2 · answered by curious and want to help 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Embrace every emotion. Keep your memories close to you, so that you can see how history repeats. Recognize that life is a series of circles. Take pictures, lots of them. Laugh with the older members of your family. That moment may mean more than anything once they're gone. Own your flaws and find humor in them. Realize that small, insignificant moments can one day be a defining moment of your life. Keep inside jokes alive, and remember your favorite compliments.
2007-12-11 13:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
once you sense relatively low and as in case you do no longer understand why you hassle residing, think of approximately all the flaws that are good on your existence good now (ie, your wellness, people you adore being alive, you having a job, you having a house, you having sufficient nutrients etc etc). i are conscious of it sounds corny, yet I devised this little plan for myself whilst i exchange into dealing with an extremely no longer undemanding time final twelve months, bith at homestead and paintings, (so i did no longer sense as though I had everywhere to loosen up and sense first rate, never recommendations good, yet then i assumed approximately all the best issues in my existence) and it works for me, each time. additionally - do no longer hassle stressful approximately issues you could no longer exchange because of the fact all the stressful interior the international won't make a rattling little bit of distinction!
2016-10-11 02:39:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wise word I would share would be "Watch South Park more if you don't, you can actually learn from it!"
2007-12-11 13:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I always liked this one:"It is far better to be silent and thought an idiot,than to open one's mouth and dispel all doubt.
Good one Jack!!! Robert Plant and Jimmy Page would be proud of you...LOL
I like "Superstar's" as well!!!
2007-12-11 13:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Okay, here are my words of wisdom for young girls:
Sex and love are not the same thing. Don't be fooled by some guy who tells you if you love him, you'll sleep with him.
And my words of wisdom for young guys:
Stop using that tired crap line on young girls.
2007-12-11 13:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by Jelyol 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Don't become automatons; waiting to be told what to do, begging the master for crumbs. Learn to think for yourselves and don't just let me people determine how you think now or for the rest of your life.
2007-12-11 13:49:56 · answer #8 · answered by mexikostadt 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of dreams
2007-12-11 13:50:26 · answer #9 · answered by Hedgi Hufflepuff 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
slow down- enjoy every day. Life goes by so quickly
2007-12-11 15:32:47 · answer #10 · answered by nanny411 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Be tolerant and kind to all people as it is the way of the world ...... karma so to speak ............ for what you give out in this life will come back to you.
Oh, and eat your leafy and green vegies and ring your mum now and then!!
CHEERS
♥
2007-12-11 13:50:54 · answer #11 · answered by Minx 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋