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Last year, he went into my fridge and replaced my Monsters with Red Bulls. Has he gone too far?

2007-12-11 12:52:32 · 14 answers · asked by Mr. Crowley 5 in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

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WTF?, that is absurd. Leave him milk and cookies and see what he does. I feel for ya. I am a sucker for Monster. Nothing can replace it.

The only thing I can think of is that Redbull gives you wings, Maybe he wanted you incase one of his reindeers go down. Maybe it is an honor. I dunno. Crap though. Monster rocks.

When I can't sleep and I am like dragging all day after having a Monster. I tell people Monsters kept me up all night. I get strange looks. LOL

2007-12-11 13:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by Evey 6 · 1 0

What a jerk. The red bull cans are way smaller than the Monster ones. He ripped you off.

2007-12-11 12:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jamie B 3 · 4 0

Depends where the Monsters are.

Put some alcohol in his milk this year so you can catch him and get him to fess up to where your Monsters are ;)

2007-12-11 12:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dogie Avatars OK!
It's all that soot that destroys my Choc Icecream .Of course he has gone too far

2007-12-11 13:53:11 · answer #4 · answered by boofuswoolie 7 · 1 0

pass to the north pole, devour slightly of taco bell previously, then you definitely use his bathing room and overlook to flush. That'll tutor him to not devour all your nutrition. He ought to lose some weigh too.

2016-12-31 07:24:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Nah it was a gift from him. The red bull's so much better, more expensive and I've heard it's better for your health.

2007-12-11 12:55:31 · answer #6 · answered by Fannie 6 · 0 2

yes too far. Fire his *** and get the toothfairy over. She gives good monster.

2007-12-11 12:57:13 · answer #7 · answered by Daniel 4 · 2 0

hey, that was because we didn't think you were evil enough for coal and good enough for a gift. or maybe he sneaked a late holiday drink. oops. pardon our Santa.

2007-12-11 12:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

This year he is going to take away your brain

2007-12-11 13:01:10 · answer #9 · answered by jon_mac_usa_007 7 · 1 0

Not unless he went into your underwear drawer.

2007-12-11 12:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by Kreagon 3 · 2 0

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