... you're trying to get somewhere on time and you drive around a bend and almost slam into the bumper of a little old lady going like 30 mph under the speed limit?
and then you pass her the first chance you get, only to almost slam into her twin sister?
and then her cousin.
and then her aunt.
and then her mother.
and then her grandmother.
and then George Washington's grandmother.
and then ...
AGHHH!!! I was late for something today and I swear I got stuck behind EVERY old lady in the state!! and of course it happened to be on a one lane road, so it wasn't like I could just pass them all.
If I EVER drive like that when I get old
(although the way I drive now I'll never LIVE to be that old ...)
Well, I apologize now.
but I don't think you'll have to worry about that.
I hope....
Is this even a QUESTION by now?
oh well.
I typed all this, I'm posting it.
;O)
2007-12-11 10:37:53 · 27 answers · asked by pir8 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm sorry if anyone's offended about that ... I don't have anything against old ladies. or old men.
I just have issues with S-L-O-W drivers. and more likely than not, they're going to be ... um .... old. ish.
'kay?
;O)
2007-12-11 10:43:18 · update #1
HAha, did that last guy just refer to your previous question??!! I got a kick out of this, it's hilaripous! 'George Washington's Grandmother'? HEHEHE!!!
If you think being stuck BEHIND them is bad, try being IN a car with one. I am subjected to being at the mercy of MY Grandma(68) a few times a week. It's almost caused me a stroke!!! Some of your answers are good but really some people need to take a basic English grammar/spelling class.
2007-12-11 16:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by Arraya 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't you realise that you watched everyday. Then if you park in a Multi-story car park, someone is employed to pee on the ground floor stairwell.
If you are in hurry, either the little old ladies drive slowly because they are employed to slow you down. Or the old men in hats drive slowly and wander all over the road. In supermarkets you'll find a bored shop assistent trained by the Government to slow you down. If you wear white pants a dog with dirty paws will jump on you, this has been trained by Washing Powder makers.
Post office, if you sell on Ebay The Government knows and arranges for the buyer to pay on a certain day so then they can arrange the special slow crowd to be ahead of you in the queue!
So there people employed to get in yer way! And I'm almost believing this now I've typed it!
2007-12-11 18:47:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you have 100% agreement here!!! The blue hairs, thats what I call them. They can hardly see over the dash and they all look like little q-tips behind the wheel. I think that if you are 65 and able to get donuts and every other thing for being a senoir citizen than we should be able to test your old *** to make sure that you still know that..1).you can turn right on red. 2}That the speed has actually reason to 65, which is much faster than their used to going in their horse and buggies. And that if you cant see over the dash, maybe it's time to hand over the car keys.
2007-12-11 18:46:48 · answer #3 · answered by skipper 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahah lol u were Surrounded!!!!!!! U know the good thing about that is they tend to not care if u bump into them sometimes they never even notice.....I once bumped one from behind at a stop light (my fault) she got out took a look and while i was preparing the whole "omg i'm so sorry" with tears and before i even got in a word she was like "thats ok doll" !!!!!!! It's fine!!!!!!! I even thought she was going to give me cookies or something.....bytw is that ur puppy how cute!!!!!!!! I love his smushy face
2007-12-11 18:44:41 · answer #4 · answered by Inamorata3715 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Interesting.
2007-12-11 18:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by Aileen.♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It happened to me the other day. I hate having to take a 2 lane winding, hilly, road to work. There are few places to pass.
2007-12-11 18:41:24 · answer #6 · answered by Duelee 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need to slow down!
Why is it always old ladies....?
Old men drive like that as well..at least they are being safe!
If you don't like it..stay off the road! They were there first...
2007-12-11 18:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by sleddinginthesnow 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I stopped reading about 10 words in, sorry
2007-12-11 18:40:50 · answer #8 · answered by Carebear 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cool i like your storry and no this is not a question i think ill live to be 25 or 27 i dont see me living alot i think ill die young thats sad considering im 13, smart, and deep
2007-12-11 18:41:51 · answer #9 · answered by me 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know the feeling and I love your dog, favors mine, she passed away May 2 years ago :(
2007-12-11 18:41:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sweet V 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋