She constantly eats and won't let me out of the house! She screams and tries to bite if I take her food away. Her poop is the size of a and smells like a dead body. If you walk by her cage too slow, she'll try to grab you and pull you in!
2007-12-11 09:45:13 · 20 answers · asked by noellemarie22 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Take her out of her cage, and put her on a diet.
Cut up your credit cards, don't give her the car keys, cut the phone off and take her cellphone away.Cut her nails and put a muzzle on her mouth.Put a straightjacket on standby for the really wild days to come...
2007-12-11 09:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a big dog to protect you from her, and start feeding her less and less or you can try chaining her up and muzzling her when she is sleeping....though that doesn't sound very nice.
Or, maybe you could get a massive boy hamster to keep her preoccupied - but that doesn't solve the poo issue.
Maybe you should call an animal psychiatrist to come in and spend time with her - maybe they can figure out what the issues are with her, and perhaps give suggestions on getting her to be less aggressive and to clean up after herself.
Good luck!!!
2007-12-11 09:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by IJToomer 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
shes a hamster? how can she pull you in? get a metal cage with a door and lock.
and why wont she let you out of the house? just leave. what can she do?
i mean, its a hamster. not a 6 foot 5 pro wrestler.
2007-12-11 09:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by pockybunny 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jump in the cage with your hamster and write back and let us know what happens.
2007-12-11 09:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by Laurie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice! Give her to a boyscout! Better yet a 4 H club.
2007-12-11 09:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by hottie phat girl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that BBQ sauce and a slow even heat does the trick.
2007-12-11 09:49:17 · answer #6 · answered by randy 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I say you get a 300 lb cat!!
2007-12-11 09:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by gidget 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What? Your bullshitting sorry buddy. Hamsters are supposed to fit into your hand they arent supposed to be 150 pounds thats IMPOSSIBLE... Hamsters only weigh a few pounds...
2007-12-11 09:50:41 · answer #8 · answered by Ooh-La-La! 3 · 2⤊ 5⤋
What a retard! There's no such thing as monster hamster or the blob or frankenstein. Quit wasting our time!
2007-12-11 09:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Older and Wiser 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Don't feed it after dark, and whatever you do,
DON't GET IT WET!
2007-12-11 09:49:36 · answer #10 · answered by Joe Angus 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋