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...what's yours?

are you a bird collector?..cuz you got a nice set of hooters..

2007-12-11 09:06:47 · 26 answers · asked by rosiero 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

**pick up lines are dumb..have a sense of humor! :) i accidentally posted this twice..

2007-12-11 09:28:00 · update #1

26 answers

"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?"

2007-12-11 09:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by Kat* 7 · 3 0

Never had to use a pick up line personally, but a guy that liked me...once asked if I wanted fries with that shake...I thought that was really cheesy!!! =D

2007-12-11 09:16:29 · answer #2 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 2 0

i've got 3 approaches.

1. i'm awkward about expressing my needs.
2. don't reject or push me away my human instincts are in evidence.
3. (confident) r u ready to paint the town?

2007-12-11 09:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by santos 3 · 0 0

To pick up a girl?
You pull a wad of cash out of your pocket
act surprised "WOW! Look what I found!"
then ask if she wants to help you spend it!

2007-12-11 09:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Do you have a band Aid? because I sscraped my knee when I fell for you

2007-12-11 09:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by debon.shire 1 · 2 0

don't be surprised if a fat man puts you in a sack, because i asked for you for Christmas

i hate pick up lines though

2007-12-11 09:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

I don't have any lines, oh well, I guess I am just plain old boring. LOL

2007-12-11 09:14:52 · answer #7 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0 0

Like Chinese food? How about twelve pounds of wang?

2007-12-11 09:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

girl you so fine i wish i could grow a whole field of yall

2007-12-11 09:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by pretty pretty princess forever 2 · 0 0

are you a parking ticket because you have got fine writen all over you, or my favorit is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see me in your pants

2007-12-11 09:10:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

i always liked "is your daddy a thief? because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes". "did it hurt?.... when you fell from heaven".

2007-12-11 09:11:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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