have you ever?????????

Question

1. have you ever mind raped an old man in the sex self help department in barnes and nobles?

2. is doctor sue your hero?

3. have you ever stayed up till 5 watching the history of sex on the history channel?

4.is jodie fosters boobs permenatly burned into your mind after seeing "the brave one" and not in a good way?

5.do you shout "take it off" while watching the movie "300"

6.do you name inadimate objects inapropratly?

7.have you ever watchted dirty dancing more than 5 times in one week?

8. have you ever pretended to be a black male bindi irwin, shortly after steves death while playing stripjack @addictinggames?
cause i'm looking for you, die

9. do you play stripjack just to screw with people?

10. you've got the top score on the sex trivia game at the mouse lodge when you were ten years old?

11.you learnt about sex from the sex trivia game at the mouse lodge while at a family dinner?

12.you laugh everytime dora the explore says "we did it"

i know this is pretty stupid survey, but try to have fun, not take it personaly and come up with the funniest answers possible.

if you want to report it think twice, its not hurting you, its not wrong, its just for fun, so answer and get 2 points instead of being a jerk.

don't give mean ansers, or you will go to hell. its fun in hell. ok, so chill. jk about hte hell part, anyone who wastes as much time on yahoo ansers as i do is probably already destined for hell. so have fun, don't do drugs, or be stupid.

peace out!!

Answer 1

Yeah like.. All the time!

Answer 2

have you ever?????????
1. have you ever mind raped an old man in the sex self help department in barnes and nobles?

no...in the baby book department

2. is doctor sue your hero? sure...

3. have you ever stayed up till 5 watching the history of sex on the history channel? shark sex actually

4.is jodie fosters boobs permenatly burned into your mind after seeing "the brave one" and not in a good way?

heck no

5.do you shout "take it off" while watching the movie "300"
what else would i shout
6.do you name inadimate objects inapropratly?who doesnt these days

7.have you ever watchted dirty dancing more than 5 times in one week? yup 8

8. have you ever pretended to be a black male bindi irwin, shortly after steves death while playing stripjack @addictinggames?
cause i'm looking for you, die
yea! no
9. do you play stripjack just to screw with people? of course whatever that is

10. you've got the top score on the sex trivia game at the mouse lodge when you were ten years old? no

11.you learnt about sex from the sex trivia game at the mouse lodge while at a family dinner? still no

12.you laugh everytime dora the explore says "we did it"

hah i never thought of that

Answer 3

1. No, because of one word... wrinkles...
2. No, I don't know who she is...
3. Does staying up til 5 watching the real thing count? well then the answer is still no, because I've done neither :) Sounds like fun though
4. I haven't seen the Brave Ones, so I've never seen her boobs.
5. Not while watching 300 but watching Supernatural >:) (have you seen those boys without a shirt? Yum!
6. All of my stuffed animals have names. The bear I sleep with is named Chocolate Superhero. And my car is named penelope
7 Dirty Dancing, no, but Shaun of the Dead, Yes. Imagine me and You, yes
8 that question scares me, so I will skip it :)
9 What is Stripjack?
10 Yup :) Those who don't have sex talk about it the most, and I talk about it a lot!
11 No I learned about it by sleeping in the room with a friend of my sisters. The friend thought I was asleep and had her boyfriend in there... um EWE!
12 I watched Waitress last night (With Keri Russel) and everytime they said Pie I had dirty thoughts.

Answer 4

1. Thankfully no.

2. No.

3. Yes.

4. No.

5. NO!!!

6. Yes, but I also spell them correctly.

7. No.

8. No.

9. Nope...

10. Yes.

11. Yes.

12. No.

Answer 5

1. No
2. No
3. Not till 5, but till about 2 - 2:30 (very interesting indeed)
4. NO
5. NO
6. ONLY FORD AUTOMOBILES (Put the word "anal" in front of any Ford vehicle... fun times)
7. NO - absolutely not (how dare you even ask)
8. Um, no
9. THIS IS NEW TO ME
10. Haahh! No... you?
11. No... you?
12. NO, but I'll keep my ears open...

peace out!!

Answer 6

1. No
2. No and it spell Seuss
3. Yes (twice)
4. No (I'm gay)
5. No (though Im gay, Im not that needy)
6. Yes (my convertible's name is Josephine)
7. No (never seen it)
8. No (what?!)
9. No (no way Jose)
10. No
11. No
12 No

Answer 7

1. No
2. No
3. Nope
4. Uh, no
5. NO WAY JOSÉ!! I'm gunna marry Gerard Butler... mmmhhmmm...
6. Nu-uh
7. Nope, unfortunately
8. Sorry, not me, but goo luck on your quest
9. Haha, good pun, but no
10. No, but I got the top score on an online "Are you a drug user?" quiz, I don't do drugs, FYI
11. No... I don't actually have any idea what you're talking about
12. No... But I do laugh at you!

Answer 8

10. you've got the top score on the sex trivia game at the mouse lodge when you were ten years old?

Answer 9

never x 12

Answer 10

Pretty much my answer to all is no. except for number 5, maybe