Bill, Hillary and the Lock box
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 25 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.
However, on the afternoon of their 25th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were three empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was curious as to why.
That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithfu
2007-12-11 08:41:03 · 10 answers · asked by Jade 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula, and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but temptation does happen and I guess that three times is not that bad considering the years." So they hugged and made their peace.
Then Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?" Bill answered sheepishly, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."
SORRY!
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokeclintonlockbox.htm
2007-12-11 09:00:08 · update #1
I love politics! In general, but political humor can be manipulated to ones advantage. Just great stuff!
So Hillary and Cheney were at an antique shop in New York City, and they were struggling over a lamp they both desperately wanted. Pulling and tugging, pulling and tugging. Finally Hillary wrenched the lamp from Cheney's hands. Low and behold out popped a Genie. His first reaction was, oh no, not you two again!
The Genie acknowledged that Hillary won the battle over the lamp and granted them each one wish, with Hillary as the winner getting the first wish.
She got a little twinkle in her eye and said, "Genie, I want a 35 foot, solid concrete wall to surround our democratically held congress, so absolutely no more republicans can ever enter again!"
Her wish was granted.
Turning to Dick, she asked what his only wish would be. Dick scratched his head a bit and then instructed the Jeanie.............."Fill it with water!"
2007-12-11 09:54:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whenever he was unfaithful he would put a beer can in the box.
Oh ok says Hilary, only three times...(thinking to herself he must have mis-calculated) but where did all this money come from then Bill?
I recycled the cans.
2007-12-11 08:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by mbush40 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i'm guessing that he put a dollar in everytime that he was unfaithful??? not bad...here's one
George Bush was visiting The Queen of England and asked her how she figures out who she should fire, since he'd been having so much trouble with incompetent staff.
she responded, "Well, i just ask them one question."
"what's that?"
so she called up tony blair to ask him, "Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and it is not your brother or sister...who is it?"
he responded surprised " Well, it is I of course."
So Bush went back to america and asked one of his staff members the question, the staff member consulted Colin Powell, who told the staff member "Well, it is I, of course."
so the staff member went back to Bush and said, "It is Colin Powell"
Bush yelled at him, "No you idiot, it's Tony Blair!"
2007-12-11 08:48:47 · answer #3 · answered by Irish 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
They would have to actually be sleeping in the same bed for it to make sense. But good one anyway.
2007-12-11 08:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It cuts out before the punchline, so I'm going to have to say no, I don't like it.
2007-12-11 08:45:12 · answer #5 · answered by joe71284 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well it seems like a good set up but wheres the rest?
2007-12-11 08:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm, waiting...
2007-12-11 08:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by Red♥Boucy♥Ball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l I put in a quarter. right
2007-12-11 08:44:07 · answer #8 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-12-11 08:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by lynette 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lame.
typical conservative
2007-12-11 08:44:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋