I bought these cute little gnomes from a man named Alphus(or something) in a robe....this morning I went outside and the garden was all torn up and the gnomes were gone.
What kind of animal would tear up the garden then eat gnomes?
2007-12-11 07:42:53 · 16 answers · asked by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
dry dirt, dust, death, gnome blood on my hands.
dueling lawn gnomes in the grass, my gnome can kick your gnome's ***.
(quote from a song i wrote)
2007-12-11 09:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gnomes are a very tricky species.
There is a secret organization, begun in France (Garden Gnome Liberation Front). They believe in freeing the gnomes to live in the wild forests, where they are felt to belong. This group may have just paid you a visit, and returned your gnomes to the forest.
Either that, or Alphus stole them back to sell to someone else.
Or high school kids, or middle school kids.
Raccoons and crows have been known to covet shiny objects.
2007-12-11 07:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by Wilma 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Any animal will tear up a garden...but the gnomes are gone? That sounds like one of those human critters......nothing I know eats plaster...and if they were eaten, you'd see the fragments and dust of them lying there.
Edit - Maybe you'll get lucky like that lady on the news....her gnome was stolen...and it appeared back on her lawn a few months later...with pictures of it around various landmarks in the US....he took a vacation!
2007-12-11 07:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you actually bought something from a GUY in a ROBE??!!! *LOL*
It was a setup, defianetly. Those gnomes were most assuredly his servents, and he didn't like your yard because it looked better than his, so he sold them to you, and than last night they completely trashed everything that you had worked so hard tp build. Sorry, Joe.
Either that or he's under another name here, and you said something to really piss him off.
2007-12-12 03:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell your aunt garden gnomes are the stupidest decoration on the face of the Earth and stop putting them out
2016-04-08 21:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by Erica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gnomes did it and are on the run...Sorry, couldnt resist. apparently someone was very hungry and partial to gnomes. I hate people like that!!!
2007-12-11 07:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by Wild1577 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My cousin is always shouting at gnomes. She playes on the horde side in WOW. Maybe it was a dark elf of something like that.
2007-12-11 07:53:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
If you live in Virginia they could be gnome ferrets, but then some possums are aggressive that way as well.
2007-12-11 08:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Damned dirty apes are the only creatures that would defile a man's gnomes.
2007-12-11 08:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
They're wicked creatures those gnomes.
No doubt in my mind their master sells them to un-suspecting garden enthusiasts so they'll tear up any competition the wizard has for the local county fair....
You got jipped. Muggle.
2007-12-11 08:00:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋