...from our pen!s every 28 days and had cramps to go along with it...don't you think we'd be just a little bit cranky too?
My hat goes off to women everywhere!
2007-12-11 06:58:42 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
YEEEESSSSS!!! finally. a little recognition! thanks.
2007-12-11 07:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e75fvYAoUCc
Stephen Lynch - Down To The Old Pub Instead
Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple a%$
And make her your wife and love her with love so true
Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
And it's called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you
You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back – her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
And every third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want to make love – if you do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the house – down to the old pub instead
And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat
And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead
Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our c%$#s
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
2007-12-11 15:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes. But... I know more than a couple women who use it as an excuse. And that I don't like. I know many many many women, and most of the time, you can't even notice when their, having that time, but a couple, use it as a free week to be as evil as they like and blame everyone for being insensitive. It's like the rest of the month, they're holding it all just waiting for the right time to let it all fly.
2007-12-11 15:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You would have the right to be cranky if your pen!s is all sore I suppose!
EDIT: Oh! Now I get what you're saying! Thanks....
Although, it's never happened to me.........
2007-12-11 15:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be so worth it if the guys could experience just once the joy of the cramp.
2007-12-11 21:54:45 · answer #5 · answered by dark bubble 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I nursed my daughter an extra 6 months just so I wouldnt get my period. It was a win-win situation for EVERYONE. (except my husband who had to continue using condoms during sex)
2007-12-11 15:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They would be more than a bit cranky. They would also be whinny
2007-12-11 15:06:09 · answer #7 · answered by nice3fishinggal 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would have to agree. I will take my hat off with you
2007-12-11 15:03:34 · answer #8 · answered by Nosferatu 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thankies:D
2007-12-11 15:04:17 · answer #9 · answered by Chelsea♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure , and PMS I wouldn't want it. But they do get treated special or if they don't they should.
2007-12-11 17:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by doug g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah and try squeezing a kid out your weener
2007-12-11 15:06:34 · answer #11 · answered by Ms. Intuition 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋