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have you ever caught your manhood in your zipper? who helped you RELEASE yourself? were you embarrased?

2007-12-11 06:23:33 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

james m its easier than you think.

2007-12-11 06:43:33 · update #1

29 answers

"We got a bleeder!!!"

Oh hell yes.... the expression: Private Universe of Pain was appropriate.

Just knowing you HAD pull back again to get the zipper off.... Oh God.

2007-12-11 06:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by Kieran B 4 · 4 0

yes, i have caught my manhood in my zipper, for me, it was a trip to the local A&E department.
Nursing staff was very good, and they understanded my embarrasment, dealt with me very quick, gave me a pain killer in my manhood, and with Butter (i think) they managed to realse my manhood. these days i have now very careful, when i do my zip up

2007-12-11 06:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by JOHN F 3 · 3 0

I managed to catch my sons in his zipper when he was tiny.

He screamed, I cried and became a blubbering wreck and had to run round to the man next door to sort him out while I had a cup of tea to recover from the shock.

2007-12-11 19:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A man was not meant for socks and under pants
but he should always have a hankerchief in his pocket
in case of Emergency And that is not to wipe tears
away it is to wipe the sweat from above his lips
or his Forehead

2007-12-11 16:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

got really close once as a kid.
tore a piece of skin off it, but didnt get caught.

learned the importance of underwear. once you put it away, it is out of the way of the zipper.

"theres something about mary" had the best scene.

2007-12-11 06:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jr. is angry 7 · 3 0

Grit my teeth and tried to not make a sound: jerked zipper down, no help needed, two weeks in recovery.

2007-12-11 14:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 2 0

Maybe the answer to all these guys on here who have had this painful experience is to have buttons instead of zips . I have had a few near misses but nothing too serious thankfully

2007-12-11 07:17:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not in my current incarnation.However when he was about 10 years old my son was nipped on his "family jewels" by a big dog ( he-my son-was fully clothed and delivering papers in the day time) I think we took him to the ER, but nothing except some pride was lost.

2007-12-11 16:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

well i was 13 and it was my headteacher she had to hold a sponge to it for 1/2 an hour. Now were best of mates lol

Thanks for reawkening this memory

2007-12-11 06:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Once. Only once and it will NEVER happen again. I got it out myself tyvm. I was in too much pain to be embarassed. For me it was like a giraffe with a sore neck! (just kiddin')
Hee Hee

2007-12-11 06:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by doug4jets 7 · 4 0

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