And what's the best way to sneak one in without the staff seeing?
And before you all start SHOUTING at me, which I know you will, can I point out that I happen to be a single mother of 6 (3 in care) and my poor babies are going without prezzies again this year.
So, really, I'm doing it for my kids. OK!
2007-12-11 06:22:51 · 24 answers · asked by Ms Minger 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I'm used to it, Ben's Girl. For some reason, no one ever believes me - they think I make it all up. Pfff...some people, eh? Oh, and yes, 10% is fine :-)
2007-12-11 06:52:49 · update #1
WOW- These answers all all BAD...
Ms. Minger... hold it in your mouth, then when the manager is looking at you, bite your burger and then start choking, then hock the thing onto the front counter. Have all your kids there to scream that "mommy is dying".
When they question you, say "Does it look like I really own a condom?"
You're all set. Can I have 10%?
2007-12-11 06:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
LOL!
What a great question. What a great wind-up!
The condom would be the most nutritious bit, I suspect.
Unfortunately (and being serious for just a minute) McD's and Bk are forever being told by customers they've found a condom in this and a mouse in that and a bolt in a milkshake and so on. They have heard every story and they don't believe any of them.
So, the answer is, I'm afraid - nothing.
They might - might - give you a new burger.
2007-12-11 15:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by JZD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you could consider using the condom for it's correct use.
To be honest.. it sounds more like you need the inverse of a rubber in a whopper....
Post Script: You sound like a rotten mother.
2007-12-11 14:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by prancinglion 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOSER
You should have kept your pants on.
Thanks to pathetic assholes like you, we have to pay extra because you fucked up and want a free or easy ride.
If the price of a whopper goes up, Im suing your lame ***.
Hope you get caught you worthless piece of **** that does not deserve the title of mother.
2007-12-11 14:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Grape Stomper 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why are people always trying to sue others to help supplement their welfare check, instead of just getting off their *** and working like the rest of us?
2007-12-11 15:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by lahockeyg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much do you think you should sue them for? You found the condom and it was your purchase. Take responsibility for your own decision. Act!
2007-12-11 14:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is really difficult to find the condom as they are added during the manufacturing process.
if you are having financial troubles,convert to islam and let the welfare system provide you with luxury at the British taxpayers expense.
2007-12-11 14:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by Private 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you crazy ? If you love your kids you will get a job. And teach them good morals. This is so wrong your kids may ,not know right from wrong but you do.
2007-12-11 14:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by sandy j 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why bother with a condom just spit in you burger and claim one of the BK employees spat in it, it's not like they don't spit in them anyways (for the people they don't like)
2007-12-11 14:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by Claiire 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea! Some people will ask any stupid, or sick question to get attention, bet you get lots of answers to this one, have you realy got Fcuk all to do all day, but sit and dream up this kind of sh!t
2007-12-11 14:43:07 · answer #10 · answered by El Lobo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋