Ok, so I have been talking to this Oak tree (Harold) and he has been complaining about Emanuel (the Maple tree). He's always saying that he makes too much noise when one of Emanuels limbs breaks. Emanuel has a mouth like a trucker and has a short temper so I can never seem to calm him down. What should I do? Cut one of them down? My uncle Remus does own a chainsaw. I like them both in different ways, but im at a loss of words for what to do, help.
2007-12-11 05:45:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
I consulted my friends Peter Pine and Walter Willow and they both say that maybe Manny just has dry bark. Water him more and see if that eliminates breakage and softens him up a bit. Maybe some plant food, also? :) If he keeps talking with a potty mouth, threaten to use him to hang a clothesline, or better yet, firewood.
2007-12-11 05:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by dontfeedthemoose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK...take the chainsaw and carefully de-limb Emanuel as far up as you can reach. This will reduce the amount of limbs that can break.
As far as Harold and Emanuel getting along - you are just going to have to be firm and explain that you cant always choose your neighbors - even in the most perfect of forests.
If that doesnt work - dont cut anyone down - but you may have to plant a pine between them.
2007-12-11 13:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by goodkharma333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just tell Harold that maples are just like that and see if he understands if not go to Emanuel and tell him to watch it or he will get a time out
2007-12-11 13:50:21 · answer #3 · answered by irish_matt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, if harold's complaining and emanuel has a short temper than sadly u should just cut them down
2007-12-11 13:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by carlie b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dr. Blue Spruce has always been able to help me with my trees arguing. You should call him, 1-800-HUG-IT-OUT. I had a feud between my Cherry-wood (or "just Cherry" she would say) and my Magnolia (Maggie). The doctor recommended that I remove Freddy Ficus that was between them, the ladies stopped arguing and they back to being best friends. I'm telling you, that doc works miracles!!!!
2007-12-11 15:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut that piece-o-crap maple down, give the mighty oak some room.
then plant another oak
2007-12-11 13:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by icemanmurph 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop having conversation with the trees. Let the trees talk and fight it out among themselves.
LEAVE THE TREES ALONE !!!!!!!!
2007-12-11 14:45:00 · answer #7 · answered by BeezNeez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give both trees a hug.
2007-12-11 13:49:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SAVE THE TREES MAN!!!! Dude, trees are like, our livlyhood. Just like, talk to them so they can like totally settle their differences. They both totally need to like, chill. But dude, don't like, kill the trees man. That's totally not cool.
2007-12-11 13:49:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Trim them back and tell them to shut up...
2007-12-11 13:48:44 · answer #10 · answered by tayeloquin2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋