2007-12-11 05:31:17 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Ask the new spouse "Is it sloppy seconds for you too?"
2007-12-11 05:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by χριστοφορος ▽ 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Whatever happened to [first spouse]?
EDIT:
Someone in the office has just told me this story ... he says it happened at his partner's cousin's wedding:
An attractive, beautifully dressed woman to the bride [the cousin]: "Hi, I'm his first wife, and this is his son; didn't he tell you he'd invited us?"
.
2007-12-11 05:44:44 · answer #2 · answered by ABB 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I brought you a mixmaster, just like at your first wedding, because I know your first wife got everything in the divorce!
2007-12-11 05:35:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's the same dress your first wife wore at your first wedding, remember? OR Oh your first wife was way nicer/smarter/prettier than your new bride!
2007-12-11 05:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by Jyse 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
wow,i hope this one is better than the last one you married.Or, well i see your at it again is this the one ,are you really sure ya wanna do this again. Or, this one is better than the last one ,hope it last longer than that one did.Try to never compare or discuss the ex and all of it's things.When you go to the wedding always discuss new things like hay ya look spend id together and i wish ya all well.(stuff like that)just try to be nice and don't even talk of the ex unless brought up first bye them.
2007-12-11 05:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by bobett001 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hope this one lasts longer than the last one.
2007-12-11 05:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by junebug 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hope this works better than the last one.
2007-12-11 05:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by mmuscs 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I hope this one lasts longer than the first one.
2007-12-11 05:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by FTW 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
see you at the next one
2007-12-11 05:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by matt h LOVES PEPSI YUM YUM 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Don't let this one move out"
Someone actually said this to my husband shortly after we got married (I am his second wife).
2007-12-11 05:34:00 · answer #10 · answered by sarah jane 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋