You could die at any time, you know.
Plan now, or end up wandering a highway...
2007-12-11 04:49:50 · 13 answers · asked by Ms Informed 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
What a bleak prospect! Either I plan out my haunts, (not even sure that I want to do any haunting), or end up treking up and down Rt 95 with all the fumes!
I really can't see myself stuck for eternity in some dark castle saying "boo", so I'll have to focus on a person- hopefully one that likes to go to exotic places.
But then what happens when they die? Do we meet? I would assume if I've been "haunting them", they would be a little peeved! Can you haunt a ghost?
As a golfer, I thought it might be fun to haunt a golf course, but I'm pretty certain they are already filled. It would be the only way to explain some of my errant shots.
Assuming there is some leeway in all this, I think I'll haunt myself. Perhaps ghosts can go back in time. I could then try to make a few corrections (e.g., scream at myself when I'm about to sign that contract for a campsite time share, or get involved in that pyramid scheme, or levitate the phone out of my hand as I'm about to order more Enron stock).
The biggest concern is what to do when I'm at the moment I discover YA Answers! Do I scream a warning or let myself decompensate???
2007-12-11 07:52:57 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
In this festive season when everyone is coming alive (at least in your part of the world), you want to talk about death and suspension.....Quite Macabre!
Can I simply go to my Maker and come back in my next Avatar, PLEASE?
What? NO!
Okay, Since you are the Boss and these are my only choices, I'll take to ' wandering a highway'. This way I'll get to see places (I love to go for looooong drives but my husband being too busy can't take me anywhere, what a pity!), riding free in all those expensive fancy cars (can't hope to buy one in this life, what with all my wonderful business ideas dying premature death, it would be more like a boon), listening to some wonderful music (and if I don't like it, I can throw the whole system out, he he , that would be fun).
Oh, Yes! I'll keep an eye on all the jay-walkers, drunken drivers, limit breakers, road hogs and such delinquents. Saving children, elderly persons, pregnant women and animals will be my mission in death...
***I hereby solemnly declare there would be no deaths by accidents in area under my HAUNTAGE***. Amen!
P.S. Guess what? I'm beginning to like this idea of a free wanderer better that this confined life......
P.P.S. Dear , What makes you think you can capture us free spirits and keep us inside your coat (and make a business out of us...preposterous!)? I'll go straight for your heart and make you roam the highway with me. I do need assistants!!! Okay, if money is all you want I'll pay you (with my Intergalactic Ghost Bank card). Say, what do we spirits need the money for???
2007-12-12 06:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by P'quaint! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mere existence, alone, is enough to haunt others far from me even as I live.
Now, suppose for the sake of discussion that I do believe in "spirits" (when I do not, in reality), I may actually prefer to wander a highway. It is desolate and creepy as is. Therefore, I could torment stranded prey miles from civilization, making them go mad in the process. >:-)
2007-12-11 13:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to haunt those who where such mean heads towards those I love! Hehe This is a funny question, but yeah I will haunt those bully and causes harm to my friends and family! =)
2007-12-11 19:12:40 · answer #4 · answered by Why? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dint believe I will be around to haunt anyone but if I could it would be that sorry *** neighbor of my parents or my ex sister-in-law. I would have fun driving them crazier then what they are now. Pay backs are a *****
2007-12-11 12:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am not planning on haunting anyone because i plan to be at throne of the most High God worshiping him and being in his glory in Heaven for the rest of my life. I shall never die. Be blessed
2007-12-11 12:53:31 · answer #6 · answered by DEEDDLE 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My High School is were I would choose to haunt just because I hate It so much.
2007-12-11 13:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to haunt a lighthouse in my green 70's peasant dress, but that's just a dream of mine.
2007-12-11 12:53:33 · answer #8 · answered by plentyofmoxie84 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Although I'm still recovering from my "hopeless literalistic tendencies" I think I have a perfect plan:
Why haunt any one and/or place for FREE, when you can be "gainfully employed" even as a ghost? ;-) LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tXsO35TQ-0
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2007-12-12 22:11:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll provide any possible protection for the children. Any children, including mines.
My last wish, to become a children's Angel.
2007-12-12 10:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by :)(: 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋