I really want some dreadlocks before Christmas but my hair is only 1/2 inch long. What should I do?

Answer 1

How about if I sit on your back and let my long blond locks flow over your head [like Rapunzel ....]
Would you like that ..?
xoxox

Answer 2

Hmm, this is a toughy but don't worry because there are some things you can do.
1) get a fairy from the fairy bush and squeeze it until it gives you dreads
2) buy dread potion from me, a steal at 50 bucks a bottle
3) make a wish on a falling star (not as reliable cos someone may have wished on it before you)
4) this is the hardest: make your own dread growing potion, but it takes a lot of ingredients and time to make. I can sell you the book on how to do it for only 50 bucks.

any of these things are guaranteed to work and if you choose one of these options you WILL have dreads by Christmas.

Answer 3

At only 1/2" - that's not typically enough hair to stylize into dreadlocks... (and with less than 2 weeks 'til christmas, you're out of luck when it comes to growing your own hair out enough to do dreads ... unless you've picked up some wild werewolf or sasquach genes!)

You'll probably have to resort to a wig if you want to wear dreads on Dec. 25th of this year

Answer 4

Just let it grow. I doubt you'll be able to get dreadlocks before Christmas unless your hair grows really fast. You'll be able to get your hair long enough eventually. Just be patient.

Answer 5

ohmy haha if you want six inch dreadlocks, your hair should probably be 8-10 inches at least have fun with your new hair :)

Answer 6

Dreadlocks and dingelburys are one in the same in my book.

Answer 7

I think we should all applaud your efforts to disguise yourself to avoid the butcher, but take if from me. You are just a wee bit too large to hide effectively.

Answer 8

Get some of those extension things

Answer 9

Buy a wig

Answer 10

Grow your hair out.