▐▐ Can you write a wee tale that includes 6 of these lines?

Question

1. Please grow a brain, dear.
2. Eventually, we all need to make crucial career decisions.
3. Hello? HELLO?!
4. When the Prime Minister spoke, you could hear a pin drop.
5. Buckingham Palace was buzzing with the news of ______.
6. My co-workers remind me of the cast of ________.
7. When my boss told me_________, i nearly fainted.
8. Take me God.....Just take me.
9. Ahhhh ,,,,,, A bit of Asti Spumante and a hot bath,,,,JUST the ticket.
10. You can't quit me....I FIRE !!!

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Answer 1

It had been a long day. 9. “Ahhhh ,,,,,, A bit of Asti Spumante and a hot bath,,,,JUST the ticket,” I said to myself as I settled into my tub. I turned on the radio to my favorite oldies station, but the news was on at the time. It seems 5. Buckingham Palace was buzzing with the news of Prince Charles’ latest faux pas – something to do with his treatment his latest girlfriend. The Prime Minister was speaking to the House of Lords. 4. When the Prime Minister spoke, you could hear a pin drop since she was the only one there, it being nearly two AM in London. That notwithstanding, she went ahead with her speech anyway as she was never one to pass up free air time. Myself, I dozed off in the tub after a couple of sentences since it all sounded like yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah. She can go on like that for hours until you just want to say “Take me God…Just take me.” She is such an airhead at times. It makes you just want to rap on her skull saying 3 “Hello? Hello? Anybody in there?” because most of the time it appears there’s nobody home.

We all thought it was very funny when she gave up her job on “America’s Next Top Model” to run for office. 2. Eventually, we all need to make crucial career decisions but this seemed so ridiculous. When I kidded my wife that she should run against her she said 1. “Please grow a brain, dear”, laughing she said, “I am way to fat to compete with her.” Well, the laughing is over now. 7. When my boss told me Twiggy had won, , I nearly fainted. “Surely this must just be a bizarre episode of the apprentice,” I thought, but no, it was true. Twiggy is the PM. It’s been six months now. The world is still having a good laugh at our expense. Thankfully the newscast is over and they are back to playing Roy Orbison. Excuse me now, I’m just going to soak here for a while. Maybe when I wake up, the nightmare will be over.