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A GPS system for Santa Claus?

2007-12-11 04:22:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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A chocolate teapot.

2007-12-11 05:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by Just Tink 6 · 2 0

That is a funny thought. I suppose a radio for a deaf person might be even more thoughtless.

My brother and I grew up dirt poor. We never had a toy other than snow or a stick.

For Christmas and birthdays we would get socks and underwear.

Those were really "thoughtful" gifts, although we reasoned we would've got them alnyway.

Don't get me wrong, it was a useful gift; although we would have prefered a toy.

The one time a friend of the family gave Al and I toy pistols and holtsters, our pascifist day smiled with us until Mr Melnick left, then he promptly threw our toys in the garbage, and gave us a lecture against gun play.

Bad enough we lost our toys, we had to agree with dad throwing them away!

I still found a stick to be a rifle.

2007-12-11 04:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I know!
Don't they know that Rudolph came pre-equipped with that from the factory??

Geeze... some people.

Oh, I have severe allergies and asthma and a family member gave me cheap perfume. That was pretty thoughtless.

2007-12-11 06:58:52 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 2 0

A year's supply of cookie dough for Santa.

2007-12-11 04:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by Servant 4 · 1 0

Jack Daniels for an Alcoholic.

2007-12-11 04:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by She's Back 6 · 2 0

a thong for Mrs. Claus

2007-12-11 04:28:45 · answer #6 · answered by joe diddley 6 · 1 0

A knock at the front door that reveals a woman holding a baby and a paternity test notice FOR YOUR HUSBAND!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Sandy :O)

2007-12-11 04:32:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

An iPod for a deaf person.

2007-12-11 04:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 2 0

a box of chocs for someone on a very strict diet!

2007-12-11 04:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Cigars for someone who has quit smoking.

Chocolates for someone who is dieting.

2007-12-11 04:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by Niffer 6 · 2 0

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