2007-12-11 04:15:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chuck Norris would win by a score of 235-2. The 2 points for the Pats would come on the opening kickoff when Chuck would run so fast he ran across the world and ended up back in his endzone for a saftey.
The only reason Tom Brady dates super models is becasue Chuck Norris lets him.
The reason Bruski has a stroke was because he saw Chuck Norris in the shower.
New Englands coach uses Chuck Norris' used tissues as his play book.
2007-12-11 04:32:58 · answer #1 · answered by omaha 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would kill the entire team before they stepped on to the field. So technically, yes, he could beat the Patriots.
2007-12-11 04:23:15 · answer #2 · answered by Hollywood 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be more specific. Little Chuck Norris or big Chuck Norris?
2007-12-11 10:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by lsthwy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris already HAS beaten the Pats.
2007-12-11 04:17:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
I'd love to give Chuck Norris one karate kick right to the n*ts.
2007-12-11 04:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by Okie 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
This question cannot safely be answered, because answering no will bring the wrath of Chick Norris, and answering yes will bring the wrath of Bill Belichick!
My answer is that both will win.
:-)
2007-12-11 04:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Tony M 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hopefully somebody beats that team. I don't even want to mention their name as I'm tired of hearing about them so I'll refer to them as that team.
2007-12-11 04:20:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Patriots are way over rated
2007-12-11 04:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
If it's was a martial arts match, he probably could take them down one by one. But in a football game, no. There are 32 of them and only one of him.
2007-12-11 04:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
anyone could beat the patriots
2007-12-11 04:19:41 · answer #10 · answered by nice3fishinggal 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋