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does Santa throw your stale cookies through the drywall and piss down your chimney? He did that to me.

2007-12-11 02:50:45 · 13 answers · asked by SLICK G. 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

You, too!!! Ah, Slick...why were we so naughty all year? I didn't even HAVE a chimney, last year! The elves built it specifically for Santa to pee in.

2007-12-11 05:20:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

No, when I'm on the naughty list, Santa pays a special visit to my room!! ;)

2007-12-11 02:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Sunshine 5 · 2 0

I dont have a chimney so the reindeer just crap in my yard.

2007-12-11 02:53:08 · answer #3 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 1 0

Santa has better punishment for us naughty hussies.

2007-12-11 02:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 2 0

No, Santa loves me and gives me $ to go to Missouri! Watch out Buzz ; hope I get money for Christmas in my stocking. :)))) * He used to leave me snowman poop*

2007-12-11 04:12:02 · answer #5 · answered by missellie 7 · 2 0

I got a reindeer's head in my bed when I woke up

2007-12-11 02:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by soulburner 7 · 1 0

Ooh, I think you must be one of the lucky few!! He does a great big smelly poo into my stocking and then leaves it there looking all innocent UNTIL........... I dig my hand deep inside!! Yeuk.....

2007-12-11 02:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by Hencor72 6 · 1 0

no he left me a note and said"way to go keep up the good (BAD)work"

2007-12-11 02:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by nice3fishinggal 6 · 1 0

No not at all, he wouldnt let me get off his lap

2007-12-11 02:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Thanks...I needed the points ;-)

2007-12-11 02:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by GaBsTeR 1 · 1 0

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