1. I wish I could___________
2. Another day, another migrine from hell.
3. Yeah, I heard that part. That's when I knew I was gonna make other plans.
4. Was that before or after the cockroach fell on your shoulder?
5. Hmmmmmm........ MattBaby just told Sunshine ________.
6. Miss Kitty rolled her eyes and swore under her breath.
7. A little Valium would be JUST the ticket.
8. Well....That would account for her hair-brain ideas, I suppose.
9. Ooops! The gun went off!
10. HEEEE HAWWWW, MattBaby......How about a kiss?!
2007-12-11 01:50:00 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
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2007-12-11 04:39:02 · update #1
SUNSHINE, MATTBABY, MISS KITTY AND HEE HAW
“Whatever are you watching on TV, Sunshine?” asked Matt. Sunshine replied in her syrupy Southern voice, “HEEEE HAWWWW, MattBaby.” Come sit down with me and watch it. How about a kiss?” Matt answered, “I like the kissing part just fine, but that show looks a little lame.”
“Oh! No! MattBaby!” exclaimed Sunshine. “It’s really pretty good! It stars Buck Owens and Roy Clark, and some other people whose names I can’t remember. Anyway, Roy and Buck just did a segment called ‘Pickin’ and Grinnin,’ while playing guitars and smiling and telling jokes. Next, a scarecrow and some other country folks keep popping up in a cornfield telling jokes. For instance, Grandpa Jones said to Junior Samples: “I saw you riding on a mule, and your wife was walking behind you. Why was that?” Samples replied, “My wife ain’t GOT no mule.”
Matt yawned and said, “Yeah, I heard that part. That's when I knew I was gonna make other plans. I guess I’ll just go read the newspaper.”
Matt yelled from the kitchen, “Dare I ask why there are globs of glue all over today’s newspaper?” Sunshine answered, “I have a perfectly logical explanation for that, MattBaby. I was gluing together some Popsicle sticks and pinecones for the Santa ornaments I am making for the Christmas tree, when all of a sudden this cockroach from Hell dropped down from the chandelier, and fell on my shoulder. It startled me, and Oops! The glue gun went off!”
Matt laughed and said, “Was that before or after the cockroach fell on your shoulder?" Sunshine replied, with a hurt tone of voice, “What difference does it make? The point is we now have a cockroach loose in our house. I wanted to kill it, but it scurried away before I got the chance. I swear it waved at me, and did the Macarena as it disappeared down the hallway.”
Matt laughed some more, and said, “Sunshine, I never know what you are going to say or do next. That’s one of the reasons I love you so much. Life is never dull around here—with the possible exception of that TV show you are watching.”
“Ding, Dong” — the doorbell rang. Matt answered the door, and it was Miss Kitty Russell standing there. She said, “I was kind of bored today, and I was in the neighborhood, so I thought maybe it might be OK if I hung out with you guys for awhile?” Matt replied, “Welcome--Enter if you dare! Sunshine has a new pet cockroach running around here somewhere. We call him ‘Killer.' Very vicious!! ..... You can watch ‘Hee Haw’ with Sunshine if you like. I’m just reading the newspaper.”
Sunshine said, “Come on in, and join me while this show is on, and then you can help me make Christmas ornaments.” Kitty answered, “I didn’t know you were into crafts. When did you start doing that?” Sunshine replied, “Last week. Don’t you remember I was knitting tiny Santa hats?” Kitty felt relieved as she said, “Oh! Those! I was afraid they were booties!!”
Kitty said dismissively, “That show is a little too Dogpatch for me. I’m thirsty, Matt. How about a drink?” Matt replied, “Sorry, Kitty, the bar doesn’t open till 5:00. House Rules. I can offer you some coffee or iced tea.” Kitty fumed, “It must be 5:00 somewhere!!” Miss Kitty rolled her eyes and swore under her breath, “A little Valium would be JUST the ticket.” Then she said, “I hate to rush off. I wish I could stay a little longer, but I just realized I need to go home and watch paint dry.”
Matt asked curiously, “Oh, did you have your place painted?” Kitty replied, “No, I am going to go home and paint my fingernails. I have a new shade, called ‘Man-eater Mango.” It matches my lipstick. Care for a taste?”
2007-12-11 04:55:29 · answer #1 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could have ignored this question. It's another day, another dollar not enough dollars in a day and I gotta call to say my friends got another migrine from hell. I told our boyfriend and he said Yeah I heard that part. That's when I knew I was gonna make other plans. Time to get back to the studio and get on with the film its a 007 Bond film.
Last time I was there I was screaming my head off. Funny, my star asked that was before the cockroach fell on your shoulder?
My pal is in with the dentist Hmmmmmm........ MattBaby just told Sunshine your needing a filling.Miss Kitty rolled her eyes and swore under her breath. Once out of the chair she said A little Valium would be JUST the ticket. Welll Well....That would account for her hair-brain ideas, I suppose.
She was really pissed off with the dentist pulled out a gun Ooops! The gun went off!
Feeling a lot better Miss Kitty HEEEE HAWWWW,ed MattBaby......How about a kiss?!
2007-12-11 02:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by jupiteress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Miss Kitty rolled her eyes and just swore under her breath "another day, another migraine from hell!" A little valium would be just the ticket! How does one explain THIS to the judge? "oops the gun went off!?" How would he have felt if he found his spouse in bed with a lover? She only wanted to make sure her point was clear! What was she SUPPOSED to say when she walked in on them? "Heee Hawwww, MattBaby.. How about a kiss?!" She thought not. Better to let the gun do the talking after all, it made the point real clear with her last husband.
2007-12-11 02:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by mosaic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could tell you my name. And I can. Its Gilligan Botts, professional gnome hunter. A lot of people told me there was no market for gnome hunters, no business, and no gnomes. Yeah, I heard that part. That's when I knew I was gonna make other plans. So now I'm also a part-time pharmacist at Walgreens. I'm there now, working the counter. Miss Kitty, one of the regular customers, came up.
"A little Valium would be JUST the ticket."
"What for?"
"The regular. Another day, another migraine from hell."
"Ummm...okay. Do you have a prescription?"
Miss Kitty rolled her eyes and swore under her breath. She pulled out a gun.
"Give me my Valium or die, punk."
Most people wouldve panicked, but me, I'm a gnome hunter, and gnome hunters dont get scared. So I played it cool, and started babbling about the weather.
"Nice weather huh? Real cloudy, with a bit of sunshine. Bit chilly, too. Great weather though, good time to get some air outside."
"Shut up!"
"DON'T SHOOT!"
Oops! The gun went off! But I'm a slick person, being a gnome hunter and all. So I didn't just slump over like your average joe. No, I staggered around a bit, managed in a hoarse whisper, "Rosebud!" and then fell to the floor. The End.
2007-12-11 02:07:56 · answer #4 · answered by Brallen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could get an award for answering this question.
Oh what the heck, another day, another migraine from hell.
Think. think, think. my cat Miss Kitty rolled her eyes and swore under her breath. I think a little Valium would be JUST the ticket to ease the tension for just a meager 10-points.
I really need to win this round. Think. think think more funnies girl.
"Well....That would account for her hair-brain ideas, I suppose."
Hey, was that my conscience speaking?
2007-12-11 02:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by Loenla T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-11 01:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another day, another migraine from hell.
ever since you left me i been thinking
were did we go wrong its been bugging me
i pictured the time yo said we were thru-u-u
i pictured all the good time we had
2007-12-11 02:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋