TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School ahead. Go slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.
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TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
RYAN: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
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TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
HUNTER: Me !
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TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BETH: I is...........
TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is".
BETH: All right........."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
ALEX: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
MACY: No Mam, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's composition. Did you copy off of him?
DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested?
PARKER: A Teacher
2007-12-11 01:39:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
It it any wonder why I love my grandbabies? Talk about quick witted! Thanks Fisherman.
2007-12-11 02:01:03 · answer #1 · answered by penny d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL . there good (: heres some more ; TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have? JOHNNY: Big hands! Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born. Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well you can't say you weren't warned, Ms. Smith." (:
2016-05-23 01:15:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, love what you have to say.
When I was in 3rd grade (or so), people in my class were talking about their fathers drinking and driving. "My dad drinks and drives all the time. He keeps on swerving in the road." I responded, "My dad drinks and drive all the time. I don't know what that has to do with swerving though."
Yah, the drink was coffee. I was really Naive.
2007-12-11 03:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny wish I could have heard these over 20 years ago
2007-12-11 01:52:04 · answer #4 · answered by datsleather 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute Fisherman!! Chuckles!!!!!!
2007-12-11 03:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol aww. That sounds just like some things that my little brother and sister would say. haha that's adorible. ^0^
2007-12-11 02:31:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a few of dem teachers on ya it seems __ you're still rollin lol
2007-12-11 04:25:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked the last one the bestest!
2007-12-11 02:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There no telling what kids will come up with now-days..
They have some cute answers.
2007-12-11 01:50:55 · answer #9 · answered by Mustbe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That crocodile one sounds like my son when he was small...smart mouthed little imp, he was!
2007-12-11 02:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is cute! Thanks, another star for you!
PS. From my son when he was young:
Mom, did you know a lot of Italians live in Italy?
2007-12-11 02:01:18 · answer #11 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋