Hello, is this the sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm
calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana
inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search
the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every
piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's
Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun
2007-12-11 00:52:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
LOL git r dun. Love it.
2007-12-11 08:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is so cute. Maybe I need to try that with all these downed trees and limbs here in the yard, lol. All this ice has taken it's tole on all the trees in our yard. Only thing is, these are all over the yard.
I have chopped firewood and have used a chain saw a few times as well.
2007-12-11 01:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by SapphireB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With an actual axe -- about 5 years ago. But that included starting fro the tree all the way down to the logs to fit in the fireplace. Since then, I've started using a chainsaw. I don't know if you're including chainsaws, but it would be about last August. I still have some logs left in the back of the truck too.
2016-04-08 08:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not surprised. Ever seen a redneck bass boat? You take two 2 by sixes and screw a folding lawn chair to them. Add a couple of cup holders to each side and a trolling motor in front. Keep the fishing poles behind you, the beer tied to the legs of the chair and in the water for anchors and you're ready to go.
2007-12-11 01:41:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard several different versions of this joike and every single time I see it I still get a good chuckle out of it. Thanks for the laugh to start my day off.
Brighest Blessings,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-12-11 02:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you so much for posting that. I am still laughing. (I am 64 years old, and being senile has its rewards. I have read it 3 times and I enjoyed it and laughed again all 3 times.)
2007-12-11 01:26:47 · answer #6 · answered by D Uncle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great...now if I could just get them to cut down the tree too!
2007-12-11 03:24:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red necks is smarter dan yose thank.
2007-12-11 03:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by Star doodle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that once before but it's still hilarious.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-12-11 01:47:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I liked that story. Maybe i should try that and see if i can get my wood done too
2007-12-11 01:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by chevyman727 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋