#1. Your houseplants are alive, and u can't smoke any of them
#2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question
#3. You keep more food in the fridge than beer
#4. 6am is when u get up, not when u go to bed
#5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator
#6. You watch the weather channel
#7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of 'hook up' or 'break up'
#8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14 days
#9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'
#10. Youre the one calling the police coz those !^@ kids next door won't turn down the stereo
#11. Older relatives feel comfy telling sex jokes around you
#12. You don't know what time the taco bell closes anymore
#13. Your insurance goes down, and your car payments go up!
#14. You don't feed yo ur dog mcDonald's left overs anymore
#15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt
#16. You take naps
#17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
2007-12-10
22:31:04
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#18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach
#19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests
#20. A $4. 00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good ****'
#21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time
#22. 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces ' I'm never going to drink that much again'
#23. 90% of the time u spend in front of a computer is for real work
#24. You drink at home to save money b4 going 2 a bar
#25. You find out yo ur friend is pregnant u congratulate her, instead of asking, 'oh ****, what the hell happened?'
2007-12-10
22:32:19 ·
update #1