A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.
When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.
A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.
She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he's only tried it twice.
The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off!"
2007-12-10 11:36:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
lmao Thank you for that laugh before I call it a night.
Hugs x
2007-12-10 12:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I feel that the vocation of the man is not the only thing in question. A man cheating on his wife is committing adultery.... therefore this minister is also. The college student undoubtedly knows he is married as well, and still is part of the problem.. and are wrong as well. Liars, cheaters, and thieves are all the same in my book... and it is wrong/sin no matter what!!! The minister needs to come before his congregation with this, admitting the sin and resigning his position. Also needs to confess to his wife as well. Turn away from the college student, even if it means they have to move away. He should do all that he can to save his marriage.. and if not the wife would be understandably if she did not stay with him. Doesn't matter to me the title of the man being minister, doctor, shoe clerk, roofer... it is equally wrong for all. The minister is held on a separate pedestal by some, but he is still only human.. sinful like everyone else.
2016-05-22 22:39:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great, I'm still laughing. I needed a laugh tonight. I'm down in the dumps.
2007-12-10 13:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An old one but a good one!
2007-12-10 11:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by Rembrandt Q. Einstein 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Every one a gem
2007-12-10 12:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, nor to any one else. Many times our lies catch up to us. That is why we must be cautious about what we say and who we say it to. ( that was cute)
2007-12-10 13:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by Sugar 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Even little fibs will come back and bite you on the butt .....lol
2007-12-11 01:08:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah!! Bet he'll think twice next time she asks what his talk was on!!
2007-12-10 11:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by gsxrbaby04 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Love it and I havent hear most of these ,,,
2007-12-10 11:48:16 · answer #9 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THat will teach him to lie.
2007-12-10 12:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋