When she lays out at the beach, the people from Greenpeace come by and try to shove her back into the ocean.
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2007-12-10 10:27:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your Mamma's so fat when she steps on the Scales it says...'to be continued'...
Your Mamma's so fat small objects orbit her.
Your Mamma's so fat she was attacked by Japanese military, they thought she was Godzilla's wife.
Ba dum da
Thank you I'll be here all week.
2007-12-10 14:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by Rissa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo Momma is so Ugly even Topher Grace refused to sleep with her!
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.
2007-12-10 10:34:51 · answer #2 · answered by ▪Toronto Mɑple Leɑfs Fɑn▪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so fat, that whens she turns around it take a week
Your momma is so fat, she has to iron her cloths in the drive way
Your momma is so fat, she step on the rainbow and made skittles
2007-12-10 10:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by kaye j 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air got stuck
yo momma so poor I saw her banging on the dumpster and I stopped to ask her what she was doing she said her kids locked her out.
yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
2007-12-10 10:33:12 · answer #4 · answered by Holly T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old ones.. Your momma so fat when she passed by the tv u missed the whole show..
or- Your momma so fat she uses a VSR as her beeper..
Your mommas so skinny when she ate a m&m they thought she was pregnant...
lol.. i remeber these from a long time ago..
2007-12-10 10:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by Crazy♦Beautiful 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic
your momma is so fat she got n the scale and it said to be continued...
your momma is so fat people run around her for exercise
your momma is so fat she went to a resturant, looked at the menu and said "OK"
2007-12-10 10:39:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so fat when she walked past the window we lost 3 days of sunlight
2007-12-10 10:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
She got a navel ring to have it wrenched to the Family House Buffet.
She farted and it took us 3-days to find the Dog.
She farted and parted my cousins hair-in 3 places.
2007-12-10 13:11:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-15 05:01:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...can get busy with 22 burritos, when times were tough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell in handcuffs.
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks, spit comes out that ahh ahh ahh when she talks...
2007-12-10 10:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋