Can somebody help me out with some jargons?

Question

For those of you who don't know what a jargon is," it's the practise of never calling a spade A spade when you can call it a manual earth reconstructing instrument."

I need some to confuse my poor greek students in their exams. (they seem to think they are getting to know english better than I do, if you can BELIEVE it!)

Ymmo: ooo, they are going to be so lost!!! LOL. Thank you Bruce for the site, and Zalem, you should be one of my students honey! :)

Answer 1

a common household liquid-dishes eating tool (spoon)
a tame domestic feline deratization device (a cat)
a farmyard textile-industry grass-eater device (sheep)
quadruped bovine lactation-producing grazing station (cow)
a bi-tubular textile lower-extremity garment (trousers)
a common domestic furry canine alarm system (dog)
junior species-example best known as a heavy resource drain (child)
moldy and aged product of fermented bovine lactation (cheese)
chlorophyll-producing organism kept in terracotta containers for ornamental purposes (a plant, flower)
mineral-core wooden manual text-writing instrument (pencil)
nocturnal fabric-covered domestic resting place (bed)
...
enough?
I feel sorry for your students...

Answer 2

Here's what you need: a jargon generator.
http://www.comedian.com.au/jargon.htm

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Cheers,
Bruce

Answer 3

Hi, how are you? I am fine thank you.

Next time ask your question in English please, I don't understand any other language. LOL