A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"
A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"
The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"
2007-12-10 09:45:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Like it YOU have Cheered me up with that one Keep em coming,and Merry Christmas.
2007-12-10 09:57:46 · answer #1 · answered by Francis7 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-11 00:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by jacobson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny !!! Reminds me of Confucius say, "Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk" LOL
2007-12-10 10:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by Diana 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
baseball is different to tossing the caber or throwing the hammer?have a good day?
2007-12-10 22:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed out loud! and a star for you
2007-12-10 13:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's a new one I haven't heard. Really cute.
2007-12-10 10:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by Fruit Cake Lady 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Great joke - but probably not from USA.
2007-12-11 01:52:38 · answer #7 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a good one but i do not think an american made that up
2007-12-10 09:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Apart from the punch line I did not understand a word of it.
2007-12-10 12:42:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Very good.
2007-12-10 11:33:30 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋