GO Steelers! I bleed Black and Yellow.
2007-12-10 06:20:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
tell her that you are going to have your vasectomy reversed so that you two can have more wonderful children, and they only have night appointments
2007-12-10 06:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by cma80 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you are a closet Saints fan and just have to watch Monday night football in a sports bar.
Tell her you are so upset by the Patriots whomping the Steelers worse than the Eagles and Ravens combined that you have to go for counseling tonight.
Tell her it's the Anthony Smith support group meeting and you all have to pony up on his guaranty.
Tell her it's early spring training for the Pirates and you are taking Solomon Torres' place.
Stay home and do your wife.
2007-12-10 06:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by mattapan26 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man this is too easy.
You pick a fight with your wife so that you have a reason to leave because you need to think and grab a beer and watch some football. On your way home pick up a gift and tell her your sorry about the fight and you acted like an idiot for nothing.
Oh? Im sorry did you forget all about your excuse with your girlfriend? My point exactly.
2007-12-10 07:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haven't you asked this before? And if you really were a steelers fan, you'd bleed black and gold, not black and yellow.
2007-12-10 07:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you'll need to bleed "black and gold" for tonight's Saints game... your excuse of Monday Night Football.
She'll be in bed with a Chiefs fan, so I wouldn't worry. She'll be happy to have you out of the house.
2007-12-10 06:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Typical Steelers fan. I guess you could tell you're going to go drink your sorrows away for that sorry display of a football game last night.
2007-12-10 06:43:37 · answer #6 · answered by Orange_Crush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG do not even think about marrying this man. Before I married my husband I was like you - fighting them off - feeling feminine and attractive etc. I married someone with a much lower sex drive and I am lucky to have sex twice a year - to be honest I think he could totally go without. My husband is a great Dad but a **** husband as he is not interested in making me happy - dont make the same mistake - find someone with a similar interest in sex - or live to regret it. From someone whos self esteem is in tatters now
2016-05-22 21:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by sean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you will be posting fake questions about your family in the football section of Yahoo Answers to go with your other 30 of them!
2007-12-10 07:01:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her you are going out to buy some milk
make sure you drink it all 1st or she might think something is up
btw she sounds like a lucky lady
oh and whats the relevance to football?
2007-12-10 06:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by brittevans13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully she reads your Yahoo Answers while you're out and changes the locks on your sorry self!
2007-12-10 10:45:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't want her to know you're going out with your girlfriend, tell her you're going out with your boyfriend. No way she'll catch on.
2007-12-10 06:42:23 · answer #11 · answered by American Gladiator 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋