I want world domination...not world destruction...
2007-12-10 06:10:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Little Birdy...that is a TERRIFIC weapon! LOL
2007-12-10 06:16:14 · update #1
Hasafer...you sweet talker...shame on you...
;-)
2007-12-11 09:06:57 · update #2
Ogasmagun.
2007-12-10 06:13:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
How about just getting a surround sound projector to display huge crowds on the walls of your bedroom all saluting and screaming their adoration. You should ask the advice of Tyler Durden regarding equipment and I'm sure he can lend you some tapes. You may even want to follow his example and have a mock balcony complete with podium installed in your room.
2007-12-10 17:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take over Yahoo and take away all and any restrictions at no cost to anyone (advertising revenue), offer all services including the future services. No more violations in Y!A.
Let people get completely hooked on it, then use subliminal advertising as well as the threat to take it away. Thereby this should guarantee you a shoo in as Supreme Dictator for Life
2007-12-10 15:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey,Little Birdy,I'm standing right here,TAKE YER BEST SHOT!LOL
How about a "sleep laser",you shoot it (in a narrow or wide adjustable band)and everyone hit would nod off like a narcoleptic for an hour!They can't oppose your' dominance while they're snoring!
2007-12-10 14:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Blame-thrower from Mystery Men was pretty sweet.
2007-12-10 14:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Armies of Sweet-faced angelic babies riding on the backs of wide-eyed puppies. The babies would coo & gurgle at people. The puppies would frollick for hours ... who could resist that combo?
2007-12-10 18:30:04 · answer #6 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could threaten them with having Penfold over the holidays.
2007-12-10 16:55:17 · answer #7 · answered by tyler durden Oƒƒicial 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think the olfactory emissions of some bean lovers could come in handy! ;)
2007-12-10 14:22:09 · answer #8 · answered by Farah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A tickling device which renders people useless.
2007-12-10 18:22:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give everyone exactly what they want and they will LOVE you. When everyone loves you and knows you will will give them what they desire, you will dominate! That sounds so easy.
2007-12-10 14:13:58 · answer #10 · answered by LoLo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋