The words are jealous, scowl, pretend, hilarious, cheap and extravagant.
2007-12-10 05:58:38 · 5 answers · asked by Lean_on_Me 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Little Pedro lived in a barrio on the south side of Chicago. His Christmases were spent breaking into cars and homes to steal rich kids' new Bears jackets. He was very jealous of those kids who had heat in their houses, and he tried to stay in those the longest.
One day, while casing cars in his White Sox cap, he came upon a little girl, who must have been no older than 4, wearing a Cubs cap. She was waiting in the back of a minivan Pedro was about to victimize. She gave him a stern scowl when she saw his hat.
Pedro pretended to move on to the next car, but he knew the little girl knew. He felt so self-conscious, he turned his Sox cap backward. the girl was from the North side, and thought this behavior was hilarious - and started to giggle.
Just then, her very pretty white mommy came back to the van (why she left her angel unattended, we'll never know). She noticed her baby girl giggling and smiling and the wee, angry Latino. She also noticed how cheap that Sox cap looked on him.
She got her daughter out of the car, and took her and him by the hand into the sporting goods store. She asked the sexy cashier to ring up one of the finest, most extravagant caps she had.
The hottie produced a Rockies cap - and all three went out for hot cocoa.
2007-12-10 06:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by Coach E! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was Christmas Eve, early in the morn; I pretend to be asleep so Santa would not be warned. I heard the footsteps as he made his way to our extravagant two foot tree. Hopefully he was giving me the gift that I wanted so desperately. All the kids will be jealous of this toy that I get, and no it won't be a baseball mitt. He is my only hope for the gift that I most dear, my cheap parents spent all their money on beer. And just as fast as he came he was gone for another year. I hurried down the stairs to see was he had left. As I looked under the tree with a scowl on my face I saw the gift that took my wishes place. It was a piece of paper attached to the tree with Santa's spit, it read you were bad this year so no gift for you, you little sh!t.
Now that's hilarious!!!!
2007-12-10 07:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by MG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day my friend and I went to Macy's to go Christmas shopping for some extravagant presents for my parents. My girlfriend is so cheap, she decided to buy a box and have it gift wrapped. Then when she gives the empty box to one of her jealous unsuspecting friends....she will pretend something was in the box before they wrapped it. I howled with laughter thinking it was hilarious and brilliant to play such a trick on such deserving people. I would love to be a fly on the wall to witness the scowl on the recipients face.
2007-12-10 06:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by Useful Idiot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 18:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by dashrath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure I can, but you need to do it yourself. (I got A's in creative writing, a class that had assignments like this.)
2007-12-10 06:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋