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Don't Get Aggravated...


If the dinosaur tracks
In the backyard aren't
Deep enough to
Wash the dog in...

First, it has to rain
REAL hard...
Where's your dog?

Elysabeth Faslund...Poemhunter

Note: a few bad problems are taking my time right now....thought I'd give you all a little humor...now back to the problems....I'll be back full-force, soon!!

2007-12-10 04:54:41 · 26 answers · asked by Elysabeth 7 in Arts & Humanities Poetry

26 answers

naww i dont get mad.
the dinaosaurs cool..
i named her roxy.
she is 46874 feet tall.
she eats airplanes for dinner tho.
she waighs 6656464 pounds.
i wish she could fit in my house...
and sleep at the foot of my bed.
i think roxy and my dog (scrappy) would be the bestist of friends!
if you dont like the dinaosaur in your backyard your just tell me.
your dinaosaur and roxy could be friends too.

=]]

2007-12-10 05:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by <3 1 · 2 0

It was confirmed that a dinosaur was playing amongst the Wollemi Pines in my back yard. The pine belongs to the 200 million year old Araucariaceae family. The only trees like it that have existed on earth are found in fossils deposited during the time of the dinosaurs. A yard that only a paleontologist could love! Thanks for the smile.....

2007-12-10 19:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by Diane B 6 · 0 0

Aggravation is like holding a grudge...
When I am a dinosaur, how am I to be aggravated
By that which I am?

When students ask me my age, floored that I am so young
Looking, I laugh and tell them I am so old, I am older than
The oldest dinosaur!

Valrie in Ocala

2007-12-11 01:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by mariposavalrie 2 · 0 0

If the dinosaur tracks in the backyard aren't deep enough to wash your dog in, try and get a couple of hippos to jump up and down a few times and that should be enough for even you to take a bath in.........

2007-12-10 13:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dinosaurs in my backyard? I should be so lucky! I do, however, have one on my bathtub and makes taking a bath kind of difficult! He gives me a rough time whenever I ask him to step out for a bit when I need to use the facilities!
I'll pray for you!

2007-12-10 18:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by lynnemarton13 2 · 1 0

How generous to give us all the benefit of your humor when you, yourself, are dealing with some bad problems. Says a lot about the goodness of your nature and the love in your heart. I truly appreciate it. Come back soon. You'll be missed.

2007-12-10 14:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I like it!
Unfortunately, the dinosaurs who used to live by my back yard are gone...the crack and methheads took the neighborhood over...we should be moving within a short time...boy, do I ever miss the dinosaurs.

I'm sorry that you are having bad problems...hope that you can settle them, very quickly.

2007-12-10 13:17:19 · answer #7 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 2 0

well that's sounds like this 290 Pound squirrel that go out of his cage ,i would rather the dinosaur better looking for a start

2007-12-10 18:02:23 · answer #8 · answered by this account is no longer in use 3 · 1 0

I rather enjoy sketching them in their natural environs and behaving as if I werent there, the ferns are fun to play hide n seek in. I do get a bit frustrated when they stomp my tomato plants though...

2007-12-10 18:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by inkgddss 5 · 1 0

The dinosaurs do not bother me so much; they are usually stoned anyway....playing rock music...which is fine because I will take out my Stratocaster and amp and jam with them.

What bothers me is that the neighborhood kids keep tee-peeing my tipi.

2007-12-10 19:25:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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