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can we get some laughter to lighten the load here?
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee??Anybody got a good Joke?

2007-12-10 03:12:00 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Well.let's see. My friend's bf came with us to our senior prom and when I saw what he looks like and I said to my friend"You couldn't do better than that", and what was on my mind was "To the Left to the left" but pointed directly at him. And also thought "What happend to the lights?". Meaning he's so dark that he blends with the sky at night(meaning he don't need to go to night school bc he would have been marked absent 100 times in a row) and the only thing that you can see was his chipped and rotten teeth. and the whole school saw her bf and said "He is ugly as all hell" and one girl said to my friend "You had better deny his ugly self". Basically we 're all baffled at what we looking at. The oddest couple seen yet. and check this if your little sister cracking a joke on him then yes he's ugly as all hell.( my friend told me who has a sister)(a little one at that)

2007-12-10 03:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

properly Monday-Monday, and Manic Monday, although that's a blue monday at my residing house as i visit be having a warm date with my washer and dryer, and that's actual a stormy monday at my residing house too. i choose the freezing rain to stop so i will take the domestic dog potty.

2016-10-01 07:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

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2007-12-10 03:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Star T 7 · 2 0

The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.

So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."

"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"

"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."

The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."

"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.

"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."

2007-12-10 03:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2 0

I just dated a joke but I broke off our relations.

2007-12-10 04:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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