whats your favourite family guy quote?
my favourite is 'United States Army - Awwwwwwwww Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh'
2007-12-10 03:09:43 · 13 answers · asked by Berethor 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Comedy
and 'no its step, step, hip, step, do you want to pi$$ off the volcano?'
2007-12-10 03:32:30 · update #1
when their playing the bored game on "Petarted" and Peter goes, red fire truck, what colour's that red fire truck, red, red red, red fire truck?
and he goes this one really seperates the boys from the men!
2007-12-10 09:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
While they're playing golf and Quagmire keeps losing his cool. Joe: "You know Quagmire, it's no fun when you get like this." Quagmire: "You want fun?! Go home and buy a monkey!" Anything with Mr. Pewterschmit. Peter: "Can I borrow a billon dollars to publish my book?" Mr. P: "No! But I'll give you five dollars, but it's at the bottom of this jar of salt and barb wire." Peter (reaching into the jar, crying): "Why do you keep these things together?!" Peter: "I need your help to control Lois." Mr. P: "I'll help you, but first eat this pinecone! It'll amuse me!" And Bill Clinton B.C.: "Dude! We could totally eat that pig man! It could be in our stomaches in like a minute, and then... and then we could go do other stuff."
2016-04-08 05:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter, while filling in for Lois at a book club:
"You can also use the book as a hat."
Works whenever people are talking about stuff you have no clue about.
2007-12-10 03:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by Carlos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hard to pick just one...and forgive me for butchering the quotes a bit but here are some of my faves:
-"i haven't been this scared since mother theresa od'd in my car...push the b!tc% out!" [Stewie/Mother Theresa]
-"you got money for fake mustaches...where's my money...don't make a fool out of me man..." [Stewie to Brian]
-"government came and took my baby" [Peter balled up on the floor after doing crack]
-Peter singing the "Milkshake" song in the prison yard...
-Peter butchering Christmas carols on his Christmas CD...
-"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!" [Brian dressed in the banana costume singing 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time']
2007-12-10 08:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by jst_askn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I’ve sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I’m up to 11.
2007-12-10 03:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nigel: "Oh dear, this is a rather awkward situation."
Peter: "Awkward situation, eh? Well, one time during sex, I called Lois 'Frank'! Your move, Sherlock..."
And from the 'Star Wars' parody...
Lois (as Leia): "Aren't you a little fat for a stormtrooper?"
Chris (as Luke): "Well, stay here and rot, you stuck up b*tch!"
And pretty much anything that Herbert says! (He's the dirty old man who is attracted to Chris.)
2007-12-10 05:58:09 · answer #6 · answered by xK 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stewie: Mother, I come baring a gift. I'll give you a hint, it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Brian: It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!
2007-12-10 04:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
2007-12-10 03:17:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b*tch.
I'm waiting for a chance to use it in real life.
2007-12-10 03:27:27 · answer #9 · answered by sprite 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Brian: "How about a little less questions and a little more Shut
The Hell Up?"
Easy to use in real-life situations! :-)
2007-12-10 05:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by Tobi H 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋